faulkton got banned'd?

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and wearing worn out flip-flops exposing her cracked heels and filthy toenails.

When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The woman stops screaming long enough to say,

"Hell no they ain't!The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins?

Do you really think they look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter, "But I just find it hard to believe that someone had *** with you twice."

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i lol at all the people that complain about me, yet post in just about every thread i make.

Who is more ridiculous, me for purposely posting inflammatory shit trying to piss you off or you for continually falling for it time after time?

Anyone with even a mongoloid (small m) intellectual capacity either stops responding or plays along.

 

[grassroots 10+ year member]

faulkton must feel so special...

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

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That is all...

 

[RaiN 10+ year member]

i lol at all the people that complain about me, yet post in just about every thread i make.
Who is more ridiculous, me for purposely posting inflammatory shit trying to piss you off or you for continually falling for it time after time?

Anyone with even a mongoloid (small m) intellectual capacity either stops responding or plays along.

Mad propz ta faulkton!

Yer my boy BLUE!

 

[sdmtnbiker420 10+ year member]

all hail the google copy and paste king!

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

all hail the google copy and paste king!

At least i dont lie about my fifty million dollar estate on the interwebz.

Yeah it sucks to wake up next to a beautiful woman on a $50 million estate, and go out onto the patio and smoke a big one at about 10am with not a worry in the world. Not to blow my own whistle - but I am a big loser!

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?p=3040671#post3040671

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

If you guys want to lick Faulkton's balls, just ask him. He may grant you the great honor.

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

all hail the google copy and paste king!

If I was interested in what you had to say...I would go take a dump and then look in the toilet to see the "words of wisdom for the day".

Then of course flush.

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

lol

Who cares either way? People act like the ca.com lounge is a functional society but its a time-passing mash of random assholes making throwaway statements. We come here to KILL TIME. We are all interchangeable, and getting props from a mash of random assholes is exactly equivalent to not getting props from a mash of random assholes.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

ca.com my not be a functional society, but it does exhibit traits of one, such as social stratification.

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

Yeah actually after I read that I realized that most of life is a bunch of random assholes making throwaway statements.

lol.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Glad you are back! Hope you post something of importance now. Like if it is due to something black then talk about my penis!

K's, I tell fib, but really it is black sometimes. I may have a wee wee problem. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

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I heard that you eat babies.

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

faulkton must feel so special...

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