Ex Gf thinks she's pregnant! :(

take her to mexico, they have a deal down there where you give a guy $35 and he runs up to you on the street and he punches the chic in the guts superman style...brutal yet effective...

 
Agree man....what could possibly be funny about hitting or beating up a woman. Have to be a real punk to even think about it.
*thinks about it*

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Dude...have you heard of good birth control man.
For christ sakes some of you people on this forum are plain assholes. Yes, I know I am one too, but jesus! For the person I quoted as I have said in other threads reguarding women getting pregnant. My girlfriend who was in a long relationship with her ex a couple years back had 2 childeren at a very young age. Well she got pregnant with her first well she used a condom as it broke and was on birthcontrol. The second one same type of shit happened. Well now she is pregnant with my child as the condom broke, but she hasnt been on birthcontrol for a long time now. So with that being said and as long as she is telling the truth. (which she probably is as she is too god dam honest sometimes) Then some people that are baby factories can get pregnant with just about anything used. She is in I guess the 1 Precentile. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

What I would do as a couple others have mentioned. Go get the pregnecy test, then if it comes out positive go to parent planthood and visit a doc and they will tell you if you she is or not. They can usually tell if she is honest enough how long she has been pregnant. Then you will have up to her 3 trimeister to decide what you have to do. Well sometimes longer, but after her 3 tri, it gets hard as the baby starts to form and what not. Me and my girl have discussed abortion at one time as do we really have the finances to do this and the fact she has two childeren already. We have decided to go through with it and I am glad as I love kids. I will do what I have to do to support my family. I just hope I dont turn to robbing banks again. Ahahaha! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

 
I just hope I dont turn to robbing banks again. Ahahaha! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif
but robbing banks is so fun..

ah well more banks for me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sneaky.gif.7189749b3a3f769e8815b47e8ae87f88.gif

 
Then some people that are baby factories can get pregnant with just about anything used. She is in I guess the 1 Precentile. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
And all I am saying is, that being the case, you would be prudent to choose someone else to bump uglies with.

 
And all I am saying is, that being the case, you would be prudent to choose someone else to bump uglies with.
Well I was bumping uglies with a condom on thinking I would be safe. I usually dont even use a condom as I cant feel shit with them on. Well this girl I guess has the magic pootang! Figures, when I dont use them I am cool. (Well least I dont have any ex's knocking down the doors for child support) Then when I use them she gets pregnant!!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif My luck, I tell ya if it wasnt for bad then I would have no luck at all. Then again this can change my life for the better.

I HOPE!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 
I bet you a dollar she is trying to get money from you. Back in my younger days selling drugs, I had a girl tell me she was pregnant about 2 mo. after we had fuxored. She needed $750 for an abortion. I went to her house and had the money almost where she could grab it. She was all smiles. I yanked the money back and put an EPT in her hand. Her jaw dropped. Stupid druggie bitc*.

 
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