Ever date a girl thats gave it up to your friend?

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Well, my friends.
Tonight was good. Ive has some "forward" chicks before, but this one takes the cake. Long story short, she wanted my knub from the second I walked in the door, told me later she wants to go for a drive, made out for a while on my car, in my car, stop lights, at her work she showed me, and finally at a church that she made me pull into.

I had already commited to seeing her tomorrow (friday) to go see a movie or something, but Im picking her up around 9. So I told her after she was rubbing my caulk in the church parking lot that wed continue tomorrow and I was gonna take her home cause i have to work tomorrow (im "unemployed")

See what happens tomorrow

See....... I told you. Get her to try and **** you off. I bet you she likes to be choked too and have her hair pulled. You might have yourself a bonafide skank. Be wise young man. Tell her some shit like you want to try any and everything with her because you feeling her like that. Make up some shit you maybe did, but want to do to her. Skanks love being someone's first.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Well yeah call me old fashion or gay or whatever, but the first time I bang a broad, that is my friend, that I like, Id prefer it not be stupid drunk limp dink *** in a dominoes pizza alley way cramped in my backseat
But as far as the date tonight, I cancelled it lol, my friend called me and said the boys are going drinking, bros before HOES.

Its good that I have different groups of friends, so she will never know she got her *** ditched

So you passed on some sure fire snatch to go hang out with a bunch of hard legs?

Anybody notice the FAIL here? You don't deserve a skank like that. WHat is wrong with you man? You must nurture her in the beginning so you can tap it on the regular. But then again doing some shit that you can do any day of the week is a higher priority than laying pipage. You may as well chop your dick off because you don't know what it's for.

 

[Mannystunts]

I dont think shes ugly, have you been out of the house and off of the internet lately? Not everyone a model, but shes got clear skin, nice eyes, nice hair, nice figure and a soft *** tonque. Fine by me. Ive had hotter, but Ive also had, MUCH uglier
Officially ditched her for the night though, she had to work til 9 anyways

Our opinions/standards are obviously not the same. And I even ended up turnin a ho into a housewife.

But I could never wake up next to THAT! and not wanna chop my penis off .

 

[OneSweetRide83]

Am I on fuucking MontelWilliams.com?! I didnt know it mattered if they were drunk or not to hit it. you need a pep talk on how to fuuck a drunk chick?

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

no

 

[OneSweetRide83]

See....... I told you. Get her to try and **** you off. I bet you she likes to be choked too and have her hair pulled. You might have yourself a bonafide skank. Be wise young man. Tell her some shit like you want to try any and everything with her because you feeling her like that. Make up some shit you maybe did, but want to do to her. Skanks love being someone's first.

and please disregard this //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Dante: how many, how many dicks have you sucked?Veronica: something like 36?

Dante: 37, is that including me?

Veronica: ummm 37?

Dante: 37 my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.

Customer: In a row?

Funny, that went through my head too! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Well its the only one I got on my computer, on the right

And if you think THAT friend of hers is ugly, holy hell, I was baffled and awstruck when I seen the flock of them at the bar saturday, shes got some UGLY friends

I can't see the pic at work. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

At any rate, whats the difference had she fcked some random dude versus some dude you know. Either way she's been fcked before. Be happy you don't have to listen to her btch about being sore for days on end..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[dbhittin 5,000+ posts]

my ex i dated for year n half slept with most my friends. oo high school girls lol

 

[bannock 10+ year member]

well we didnt date but i slept with one of my best friends sister. we're still cool, no biggie.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

 

[solidcrowd 10+ year member]

she is 19, it wont lead anywhere anyways, just hit it and quit it, best case is you waste 2 years of your life in a relationship with her, you guys grow up and grow apart

I am so putting this in my SIG, this is by far 100% the truth lol. Wasted 1 year of my life on a relationship.

Its all good in the first 4 months while you guys are planning on being together forever and talking about your wedding and all that other BS. Then sh*t goes sower and you break up. Total waste of time. I'm not taking any girl serious anymore until im like 24-25. Probably still messed up at that age anyways lol. Can't live with them and def can't life without them.

 

[CobraStang98 10+ year member]

There's only one way to find out....

 

Bend her over.... Put a gag in her mouth.... Put it in her butt.... Then nut on her face right when she screams in pain from u ripping at her insides.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

I'm not taking any girl serious anymore until im like 24-25. Probably still messed up at that age anyways lol. Can't live with them and def can't life without them.

They're still fucked up at any age.

 

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

They're still fucked up at any age.

snoop told me he got ahold of a "crazy cougar" one time... the way he talked.. I swore he was fighting with a ****ing huge cat in the woods...but it was.... ah nevermind

that's another story //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif