Epic fail *** story

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

So this weekend I went to a movie with a girl, her brother, and her brother's friend. before the movie I took a couple vicodin because I was interested if anything would happen. After a whole movie the vicodin had no effect.

So I drove back to their house and the brother's friend left and we all went inside. So me and her went to her bed room and we messed around on omegle for an hour or so, and watched L&O SVU. One thing led to another, and before I knew it, I had some D cups in my mouth and two fingers in her snatch, when it was time to do tha thing, I realized i couldn't get my **** up. After trying to a little while, neither of us were successful in rousing the beast.

So we smoked a cigarette and I left. once i got home I literally tried for 30 minutes, and I was still soft. Worst *** story of my life

CLIFFS: took some vicodin, went to fuck, vicodin cock blocked me

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[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

drugee fail!

 

[Rickdod3 10+ year member]

Hope you let her sit on your face so at least you know you're gonna hang out again haha. Gotta make the best of the situation ;-)

 

[skylineTT 10+ year member]

lolz, learned the soft way.

 

[burzendowski 10+ year member]

Bummer dude!!

 

[Mookie 10+ year member]

Weird. I take that $h!t, and it never goes down.

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Moral of the story, don't do drugs //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Mookie 10+ year member]

Or dont do drugs before your about to handle yer bizz.

 

[chunky cumz 10+ year member]

wow opposite effect for me... i take it and i turn into a flag pole... now jager.... thats not a christian drink... gets me everytime

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

Hope you let her sit on your face so at least you know you're gonna hang out again haha. Gotta make the best of the situation ;-)

She wouldn't let me eat her out for some reason. I found out LAST night when I tried again, she started her period later that day, after I left.

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

pics or we will assume she is ugly...

 

[Kangaroux 5,000+ posts]

pics or we will assume she is ugly...

she isn't lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

pics or we will assume she is ugly...

edit: ooops partial ******

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

she isn't lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

haha yeah, he's seen her

 

[chunky cumz 10+ year member]

shes a fatty but hey.... fatties can be cute