Taking a leak

sleazebagger
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I know of three moves which two of them are ineffective. If you don't know about the third one well... your probably pissing your pants.

The Hop: if you only give a quick couple hops then you probably pissed your pants, and your probably a drunken idiot.

The Shake: Is effective for some but in most cases if you give it a shake(s) then you still probably pissed your pants, and your probably playing with yourself.

The Pull: 100% effective. reach one or two fingers under the scrotum and pull.

I didn't know about the pull till I was 14 so one day I asked a friend why I had a leaky faucet sometimes. I was like " man... I shake the hell out of it and I still get a few drips"... and he told me about the pull. I was shocked that at 14 I didn't know this:(

I'm sure there's some lil' sht birds around here that don't know the proper technique.

 
i have been pulling since about 19 or so, found out about it drunk at a bar one night when i was pissing every 10 mins after a pitcher of beer.. good technical way of doing it

 
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