english essay- Different word for crap? As in taking a crap?

[Ruthless Pastor 10+ year member]

this is probably the worst thread ever, no wonder your gonna fail english, you dont even speak it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Your = wrong; you're = correct

Rather ironic, don't you think?

 

[Lubega 10+ year member]

I am writing an essay and the sentence is something like, you do not have to worry about your dog going behind your cough and taking a crap but I am looking for a better word..
Something to make me sound smart..

Even though I just saw this one, I thought of the word "dump". The dog takes a dump...

 

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[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

Defecate

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

how bout the classic "steamer"
What you SHOULD HAVE DONE, now its to late, but there are those posters that have a list of like 20 diff. kinds of poop.... You guys know what im talkin about...there are some classic names on there...

While on the topic... Does anybody have a G/F or know anyone who takes a crap like once a week or even less often!?!?.. What is that all about!?

 

My friends G/F seriously takes a dump like once a month!!! Seems more common in girls

aight I have done a little searching around and can't find any info as to the causes of this, but does anyone else know a girl with this issue

 

[bamaboy 5,000+ posts]

bowel movement?

 

[staypuff 10+ year member]

The beloved family pet often retires behind the multiple person lounging area to relieve itself of excess metabolic waste which requires some form of ownership discipline to correct.....

too bad i was too late.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[Anotherguy 10+ year member]

Dropping stink nuggets?

 

[wong05tsx 10+ year member]

+1 for defecate

..expel his leavings.. droppings....discharge from the anus...