english essay- Different word for crap? As in taking a crap?

[22mountaineer 10+ year member]

like the server, this = Fail

And your a ***, not like you have never needed help. I believe tapout helped me be a WINNER! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Sorry Im not the brightest in the book on english.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

i know im a * star. thank you.

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

this is probably the worst thread ever, no wonder your gonna fail english, you dont even speak it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

 

[talon2nr7588 10+ year member]

try deficate

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

crap

 

[bk12321 10+ year member]

the dog was "doing his business" behind the couch

that is probably what I would put, actually I would probably never write about a dog shitting

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

Butt spewage.

 

[gixxer9 10+ year member]

Defecating would the correct conjugation in the given sentence.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

drop the cosbys off at the pool?

take a shit?

takin the browns to the superbowl?

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

defecating is your best choice

 

[Sunfire01 10+ year member]

..behind the couch releasing itself..

..behind the couch making a mess..

..behind the couch relieving itself..

..behind the couch emptying itself..

..behind the couch smelling up the carpet..

..behind the couch releasing the goop..

All I could think of.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

OT: Browns to the Superbowl will never happen //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[karkrazee96 10+ year member]

defacate. i think thats how u spell it

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

how bout the classic "steamer"

What you SHOULD HAVE DONE, now its to late, but there are those posters that have a list of like 20 diff. kinds of poop.... You guys know what im talkin about...there are some classic names on there...

While on the topic... Does anybody have a G/F or know anyone who takes a crap like once a week or even less often!?!?.. What is that all about!?

My friends G/F seriously takes a dump like once a month!!! Seems more common in girls