End of the world plot

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

"game wardens were trying to find out why up to 5000 blackbirds fell from the sky just before midnight on New Year's Eve."

My theory: they heard about all of the '11 noobs coming to ca.com and decided to kill themselves instead of dealing with the stupidity/frustration.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

y'all kidding me on this. this isn't a mystery or something strange. it happened in redneck country in Arkansas on New Years Eve. You really think those rednecks spend money on fireworks? they just all got their country ***** and started shooting their guns in the air at midnight.

lutz at a dude from louisiana talking about rednecks

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

It be dem der injuns with magical flyin horses.

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

lutz at a dude from louisiana talking about rednecks

x2

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

dammn jews

 

[fasfocus00 5,000+ posts]

lutz at a dude from louisiana talking about rednecks

i never said i wasnt one.

I just saw on CNN that they have 500 that fell from the sky in Louisiana.

If it flies, it dies

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

The day before the birds died, 80,000-100,000 fish died 125 miles away in the Arkansas River under mysterious circumstances.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

I love da red wing blackbird...they summer up in my part of the country...very territorial bird...do not piss it off, it will fuck you up...couldn't handle the fireworks tho. Very sad. Lots of perty birdies. Dead. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

its all the inbreeding down there.

 

[chillin 10+ year member]

The birds inbreed there too? I thought that was just the people.

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

its all a direct cycle. just sad the birds and fishes had to suffer from it.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

dayum!

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

The day before the birds died, 80,000-100,000 fish died 125 miles away in the Arkansas River under mysterious circumstances.

Check post #9 bruh.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

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