eating while taking a crap?

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

I do it all the time... also while talking on the phone, brushing my teeth, jerking off....

It frees up more time during my day and makes me more productive.

 

[Unfortunate 10+ year member]

lmao... no.

thats just not right, are u fat?

num num num...

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

No.......just no!

I do have to take many emergency craps though, just never had the feeling of, "man this is so good, I must take with me while I shat!"

Sorry mang, but you just ate a bunch of shit!

 

[sinicle 10+ year member]

Absolutely NOT! A crap takes me less then 4 min including wiping and hand washing. After that, back to my eating. Never both at the same time, that is just wrong!

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

I like to eat my poop.

 

[sinicle 10+ year member]

I like to eat my poop.

I'm sure you do.

***.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

sounds like some shitty food

 

[DidUHearThat? 10+ year member]

Maybe he just has shitty taste?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

that would mean he's full of shit

 

[DidUHearThat? 10+ year member]

At least he gives a shit.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I know, ain't that some shit?

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

the bathroom is the male's 2nd kitchen (Carlos mencia)

 

[M Cook 10+ year member]

the bathroom is the male's 2nd kitchen (Carlos mencia)

I only have one kitchen...

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Im sitting on the toilet and eating some pizza as I type this. Im also shaving my pubes, talking on the phone, and thinking about your mom.

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

i shit and eat all the time.

like snacks, depending on how bad i have to shit