eating while taking a crap?

[timaishu 10+ year member]

Anyone ever do it?

I had to take a truly massive dump. It was an emergency code black situation.

I was in the middle of eating a real tasty burrito. I didnt want to leave it behind, but I really had to crap.

So I brought it with me to the throne. It was a great experience. I ate while shitting and took the last bite while wiping.

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[geowick07 10+ year member]

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Don't think I have ever been that desperate to crap or eat, lol.

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[mattf 5,000+ posts]

Never done it.

 

[myjaja 10+ year member]

no.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

No. I dont want my food getting shit all over it.

 

[LoggedOut 10+ year member]

out with the old, in with the new

 

[KyleBechtold 5,000+ posts]

no as food is more smell than it is taste so the smell of poo is what you would taste

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

No. I dont want my food getting shit all over it.

Nah, it was real easy. I just put the plate on the floor.

 

[gotparts90 10+ year member]

if I do i stop eating the pork rinds then wipe but can't eat any more until I wash my hands. done it alot before when I tried to skip lunch but include a snack during my mid day crap.

 

[DidUHearThat? 10+ year member]

Your going to hell for that.

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

I ordered my pizza while taking a crap, does that count?

 

[boltpride 10+ year member]

Edit double post ftl

 

[boltpride 10+ year member]

idk. I can be eating, stop, sh1t then eat again but i cant do both at the same time....

 

[Alpine4life89 10+ year member]

i just gagged myself while eating a meat ball sub and nearly died while on the toilet. I blame the smelly fart.

True story

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

i drink beer while taking a crap but no food