during my chemistry final....

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the girls sitting 2 feet away from me puked....the most disgusting sound i have ever heard...she just made this huge BLEHHHH, put her hands over her mouth, and then all of a sudden there is a small dripping, and then all the **** pours out onto the floor and on her desk. it was pretty good for me. the sound kept replaying over and over in my head for about an hour and i was stuck on the same question for like 15 mins cuz i couldnt concentrate...that sound! ahh! gross! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif :sick: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

 
Originally posted by nswartley the girls sitting 2 feet away from me puked....the most disgusting sound i have ever heard...she just made this huge BLEHHHH, put her hands over her mouth, and then all of a sudden there is a small dripping, and then all the **** pours out onto the floor and on her desk. it was pretty good for me. the sound kept replaying over and over in my head for about an hour and i was stuck on the same question for like 15 mins cuz i couldnt concentrate...that sound! ahh! gross! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif :sick: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif
correction: girl*** (the 2nd word) //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
Some guy in my dorm puked on the hallway floor (carpet) and stained it. You can still see exactly where he puked. It's a giant dark-red stain. Pretty disgusting. I've seen my fair share of barf, though. Seeing as my parents let me throw parties i have puke all over the place. The most popular spot is on the driveway though, thank god. I'm outside at like 3 in the morning with a hose washing down the driveway. People gotta learn their limits.

 
Lol, in the bathroom in my dorm, me and my roommate mixed some chunky peanut butter and chocolate pudding on the toilet bowl, looked exactly like ****, no one used the bathroom for like 2 weeks, it was hilarious.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
Best puker i ever seen was my brother. He power pukes. **** don't just come out and down he gets some force behind it!!!! **** gets madd speed. Looks funny as hell when ur a lil tipsy..............ne one remember the WWF wrestler who could puke on command??

J

 
Originally posted by violator5spd i got a D on my chemistry exam, but no one puked...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif
lol well thats a definite plus...but the thing with our class is that our seating was spread apart...but out of the whole class we were the only 2 people who were placed actually close together...and she had to puke. god //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif

 
Originally posted by nswartley lol well thats a definite plus...but the thing with our class is that our seating was spread apart...but out of the whole class we were the only 2 people who were placed actually close together...and she had to puke. god //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif

prahaps its a sign u need to shower more???

J

 
I've power puked before. It was in the worst place too, a car. I was sitting in the backseat of a sebring and i just felt the chunks rising. And just when i started to throw up i sneezed, which rocketed the s h i t all over the place. It was on the rearview mirror, the roof, the windshield. D a m n that s h i t was nasty.

 
i was on the way back from tahoe in a van, and we had stopped at KFC to get something to eat. then on the way back, my lil bro was sleeping behind me and woke up and imediately puked his fried chicken right over my right shoulder. the whole god **** car smelled like fried chicken for the 3 hours home... :eek:

 
i puked when i drank wayy too much and was doin stuff with this girl...about to get lucky.....but then nooooooooooooo i puked for the next 30 mins and she left lol. this happened like 3 weeks ago //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 
Originally posted by nswartley the girls sitting 2 feet away from me puked....the most disgusting sound i have ever heard...she just made this huge BLEHHHH, put her hands over her mouth, and then all of a sudden there is a small dripping, and then all the **** pours out onto the floor and on her desk. it was pretty good for me. the sound kept replaying over and over in my head for about an hour and i was stuck on the same question for like 15 mins cuz i couldnt concentrate...that sound! ahh! gross! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif :sick: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif
**** happened to me in 8th grade. Was in my science class, felt sick, but the freaking teacher wouldnt let me go to the bathroom, next thing I know, it's corn OFF the cob....lol oh well, it happens.

 
Originally posted by TheGrimReaperKD **** happened to me in 8th grade. Was in my science class, felt sick, but the freaking teacher wouldnt let me go to the bathroom, next thing I know, it's corn OFF the cob....lol oh well, it happens.
lol that *****, what a ***** for a teacher

oh yea, and nice job on the "corn OFF the cob" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 
Originally posted by GrandAmGT haha in my sisters bf's dorm ... some drunk ass pulled down his pants, and sat down in the hallway, and just started pissing... you can still see the piss stains in the carpet
lol i know of a drunk friend who pissed on some guys face while he was sleeping. he didnt know what he was doing, and the guy who he was pissing on woke up and decked him //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
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