drunk off non-alcoholic beer

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Reminds me of the business trip I took last year in Orlando @ Sea World. One of the guys said he wanted to get wasted, I mean after all the Corp. gave us free unlimited beer. So he goes and grabs a bunch of O'Douls and starts chugging them telling us that he's getting tipsy.

 

[Jared530 10+ year member]

Screw giving him non-alcoholic beer. Get his COMPLETELY SHIT FACED. Absolutely anihilate him!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Shit On His Face! Skidmark His Dome!

 

[AllDayMJ 10+ year member]

most petite girls can't handle smirnoff

my 18yo girlfriend can drink 6 beers in an hour and not be smashed. shes 5'4" 100lbs..lol, thats pretty good.

give him a couple shots of 151

fvck that, 51will get you smashenated.. i only had a shot or two i think, from the bottle may it be, and i was drunk.

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

my 18yo girlfriend can drink 6 beers in an hour and not be smashed. shes 5'4" 100lbs..lol, thats pretty good.

You don't have to put 18 yo we all know she's illegal

 

[bumpinaintEZ 10+ year member]

Let him drink the NA beer, and once he's all "smashed" show him the original bottle. Once he"sobers up", pointing and laughing should ensue.

 

[NJTStang11 10+ year member]

Never gotten someone "fake smashed" off N/A beer, but have def tricked some drunk friends. When someone gets out of line, when mixing drinks, instead of pouring the ice then vodka then mix...just pour ice and chaser in there and top it off with the tiniest splash of alcohol on top just so the first sip tastes like booze. Funniest part is when they chug the drink and act like a badass

 

[matt_martin87 10+ year member]

We did this to a friend of mine. We gave him 5 or 6 busch na's and he started walking sideways and slurring his words. We were all outside in the dark so he had no idea. Then he took one inside, comes back out asking what NA means lol. Good times...

 

[NJTStang11 10+ year member]

my 18yo girlfriend can drink 6 beers in an hour and not be smashed. shes 5'4" 100lbs..lol, thats pretty good.


fvck that, 51will get you smashenated.. i only had a shot or two i think, from the bottle may it be, and i was drunk.

So what your saying is your 100lb girlfriend completely owns you in drinking?

Your 2 shots of 151 = approximately 4 beers

Your g/f supposively drinks 6 in an hour and isn't smashed

Your g/f > you

 

[Jared530 10+ year member]

So what your saying is your 100lb girlfriend completely owns you in drinking?
Your 2 shots of 151 = approximately 4 beers

Your g/f supposively drinks 6 in an hour and isn't smashed

Your g/f > you

Your g/f = in my bed

 

[NJTStang11 10+ year member]

Your g/f = in my bed

your mom, sister, and gf = ****** on my balls

 

[redrider13 10+ year member]

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of your gf

 

[redrider13 10+ year member]

i've definately seen people "trashed". it pisses me off when i'm actually sober and other people try to act drunk off 1 or 2 beers. i've seen a girl "wasted" about 30 seconds after her first shot. needless to say i quit hanging out with those toolbags.

 

[VarsityBumper 10+ year member]

A friend gets drunk off of one two two Smirnoff's, if she has more than two she is done.

my gf is like this

quite tispy off of 3-4 mike's.

 

[Seattle206 10+ year member]

Why everyone complainin bout girls getting drunk off little amounts of alc? I thought that was a good thing. Maybe I just crazy.

As for funny stories...

Besides the already mentioned 'water-in-bottle-they-think-its-alc-haha-thats-funny' trick, couple years ago a friend-ish, who we didnt really like but still chilled with, wanted to smoke for the first time. We loaded him a bowl of straight up grass....like from the lawn freshly picked. He smoked it and started trippin out. We laughed at him for awhile before breakin the news to him. Afterwards he was like 'oh...i knew that' and tried to play it off. haha