Drunk Dick...

[mannyb18b]

haha. drunk stories are always funny to hear. My friend was just telling me one night he was plastered and had to walk home. He woke up in some guys front lawn haha

 

[BIGsherm7272]

well, once I woke up with ketchup, mustard, honey, nuts, and sprinkles all over my body, and once I reached the bathroom, I felt something fall out of my ***, and it was a huge pickle.

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

niiggas got limp dick!

 

[scarolina 10+ year member]

Yeah i have plenty of them party at a farm hitched a ride to a friends house at 1, supposed to get up at 2 for duck hunting got dropped off at the front gate of the neighbor hood 1 mile walk to the house opend my truck door for some reason then i walked about 40 yards dropped my keys walked another 1/2 mile went into a house that was being built (I think i went poopie in it) then passed out on the neighbors front porch. Woke up short time later walked back to my friends house, once i got there realized i was in my boxers, this is also in the rain in december. sat on my friends tail gate untill 3 he came out to go duck hunting and fell down laughing once he saw me sitting there so he told me that a cop had came by and woke them up at like 1:05 saying that my door was open.then we had to drive around with a spotlight until almost 4 trying to find my pants shirt hat and keys because at that time i only remeber walking home, but the best part of the story is that I limited out on woodys and mallards

 

[DykeOfTulsa]

i think you have ****-tenitis

 

[HeatSeeker 10+ year member]

I doubt any of yall been to downtown charleston, but if you have imagine drinking 3/4 bottle of early times, in 5 chugs then i tried walking back to the house across the cobblestones and busted my face open, but i made it home almost (passed out on the road in front of the house

at school one time, I probably downed nearly a bottle of smirnoff vodka, had about 8 shots at first, then chugged the bottle **** knows how many times. Anyways last thing I remember is leaving my friends room, only to "magically appear" in my own room a few hours later, I guess i kept yelling shit and falling out of the chair I was in, left, fell over and crawled in the parking lot, and somehow made it to my dorm room, where I had to unlock the hall door with a keycard type thing, and use the key to unlock my actual door, to this day I have no idea how i did it...

oh yea the floor was basically a swimming pool of vomit when i woke up =D

 

[Decipha 10+ year member]

i got wasted everyday before school my senior year lol hh teh good ole days

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

8 shots? Is that a joke?

 

[xtremebassjunky 10+ year member]

i went shot for shot with one of the guys in my fraternity (he held a few records on collegehumor.com, one for drinking a mug that held 5 beers in 7.8 seconds) we were drinking maker's mark only.... we killed the handle in just over an hour....

i have been pretty drunk...but never had any problems gettin up....remembering may be another story though...