Drunk Dick...

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I have been plastered before and still could get it up. Must **** dude!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

maybe females no longer do anything for him?!?!?!?!?!

 

[PatFitz9 10+ year member]

must not have been hot enough... I have only had problems with the "eh maybe i shouldn't, ah fvck it i'm drunk" girls

 

[theCybe 5,000+ posts]

I f*ck better with whiskey dick, your sh*t must be broken =P

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

I'm going with the she probably wasn't doing much for you thing.

 

[Ctminime 10+ year member]

i cant get it up wasted... but usually cant feel enough to get off... but still better than ure situation!!! lol just playing

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

I've always been able to get it up when needed

 

[bbb543 10+ year member]

happens to the best of us.

espeically the whiskey drinkers like myself out there haha

 

[HeatSeeker 10+ year member]

this was after countless shots of capt morgans

first time its ever happened tho

buuttt i usually dont drinnk that much unless i dont think im getting any and dont care about making an *** out of myself

oh well made up for it last night =]

 

[Fast1one 10+ year member]

I guess thatll teach me to drink 8 shots of captain in an hr and then try to get some D:

Thats not that bad, try taking 11 in 5 minutes...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif
Then again, i am Mexican...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

drink water.

 

[CobaltKicker 10+ year member]

....shit happens....hope it was with your girl and not a one-night stand lol

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

Thats not that bad, try taking 11 in 5 minutes...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif
Then again, i am Mexican...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Stupid beaners...

LOL. Jk mang.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[HeatSeeker 10+ year member]

....shit happens....hope it was with your girl and not a one-night stand lol

co-worker actually lawlz

its alright tho I was sober last night and made up for it:naughty:

 

[scarolina 10+ year member]

I doubt any of yall been to downtown charleston, but if you have imagine drinking 3/4 bottle of early times, in 5 chugs then i tried walking back to the house across the cobblestones and busted my face open, but i made it home almost (passed out on the road in front of the house