Drinking Stories..

[PhatTonyDeMarco 5,000+ posts]

....and I weigh 140lbs

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[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Haha, hey swim, you wanna fight?

It takes 4 shots to get me going- and I weigh 280.

Anything past that and alcahol tastes like shit so I don't drink anymore.

I've found that tequilla messes me up the best- I laughed my *** off for an hour straight after that.

I really haven't pulled anything stupid while drunk, except for eating some mushrooms-

and then

going upstairs in my room and humping my bedspread.

 

[MisterGrubbs 5,000+ posts]

Last time I drank...Everclear, 190 proof and 95% alcy by volume...that sucked pretty bad.

Go figure - 4th of July + 10 shots of Everclear + Fireworks = STUPID IDEA

A firecracker blew up on me as I was taking a shot - lets say that alcohol going up your nose BURNS...

I'm surprised we havn't gotten any "i got this hoe drunk once..." stories, lol

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Some kid took a shit IN the bathtub at a frat party i went to a couple years back. Later that night as i was trying to sleep on a couch (most everyone had left, the rest of us were sleeping) i see a kid stand up out of a chair, and begin to piss all over a coffee table in the middle of the living room....

 

[slack 10+ year member]

well one time i was at a house party and i started drinking a spark. about 5 budwiesers later and 4 shots of vodka, i decide to smoke a bowl with my friends BAD IDEA... weed after drinking heavily doesnt mix for me. So i go outside and puke my brains out and can barely stand. I pass out on the porch while it starts snowing, finally some of my friends come outside to smoke a ciggarette and see me passed out covered in snow. They smacked me around a bit and brought me inside and got me some warm clothes thank god. Ill always have to remember to smoke before i drink !

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Last time I drank...Everclear, 190 proof and 95% alcy by volume...that sucked pretty bad.
Go figure - 4th of July + 10 shots of Everclear + Fireworks = STUPID IDEA

A firecracker blew up on me as I was taking a shot - lets say that alcohol going up your nose BURNS...

I'm surprised we havn't gotten any "i got this hoe drunk once..." stories, lol

I'm suprised you remembered! 10 shots of everclear will kill you. That's like 25-30 beers.

I was the DD at a drinking party, ended up being the guy who flipped people on their front so they diddn't choke on their puke- not fun.

 

[snebes 10+ year member]

you have no idea man....everclear is my (and a bunch of my females) drink of choice. We will go through 2-3 bottles every party between like 5-6 people. This is usually while we are cooking on the grill so it gets pretty interesting what the food tastes like sometimes...unless I am running in grill...

Another set of friends and I usually just drink whiskey on ice all day long around a grill playing frisbee, sometimes taking over a frat house afterward for a bon fire and beer...pretty fun nights in the summer

no real funny stories though, but when my girl and I get liquored up [jaeger in this case] we usually have lots of fun all night long //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

One time my bud and I split a whole bottle of 151 to ourselves. I think they are called 1/5th's?

Anyway,we wokeup at around 10am the next day,and the entire downstairs was covered in crackers.Literally,the entire floor was covered in crackers,with redbull cans everywhere.

When I wokeup,I was in my friends sweatshirt, and in a sleeping bag that was inside-out that had HIS puke on it.

Another time, I had 30oz of fresh Russian Vodka(our friend is from Russia) and apparently we went swimming, and they had to cut the bars to sneek into the pool because I couldnt hop the fence. Then I almost drowned. The last thing I remember that night was being upstairs. The next day I wokeup ***** downstairs in a sleeping bad that was inside-out. Apparently my ex-gf came over and tried to give me head.

Another time my friends and I were all drunk at his house,and his mom and her friend were over,and his friends mom was hitting on me, and I just about ****ed her. She was saying shit like "I bet ur d1ck is so hard right now" but I was too drunk to catch any of it.

 

[MisterGrubbs 5,000+ posts]

That's horrid, dont screw your friends moms

Although some of my friends moms...well...*wowsers*...lol

Yeah the 10 shots hurt, no hangover, somehow, I just puked for a coupla hours(passing out inbetween) and then fell completely out sometime around 4

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Some guy's mom>bedspread, IMO.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Some guy's mom>bedspread, IMO.

The next time I saw her(sober) she wasnt as hot as I remembered.

 

[btnhfan 5,000+ posts]

I have this ridiculous picture of my friend who got dared by this girl to run across this bridge *****....

I might post it up a bit later.

I know I have a lot.

Need to think.

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

Before i tell this story i just want everyone to know i was not involved with this at all...

While i was in college the resident drunk on my floor decided as he ded everynight to go out and get drunk. So he comes back ridiculously drunk and starts walkin down my hallway makin noie and talkin shit. So now everyone one on the hal is pissed so they all get to gether and decide to fvck with him. So im not sure who's bright idea this was but my roommate goes into dudes room after he was passed out and decides to take a piss on his forehead. So about 20mins after my roommate finished pissin the dude wakes up and woders why he is covered in piss. So he comes outside and somehow my roommate managed to convince the guy that he pissed on his own forehead...the end

 

[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

last night I went to the bowling alley to do some community service for big brothers big sisters. I hooked some guys up with extra pizza and they were like soo u want a drink?. So basically I got community service for hangin out and drinking beer. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

Im goin to do more community service soon!