Drinking Stories..

On my friends 21st we gave him 18 hard shots in less than 30min. Then he had projectile vomit.... looked like he had a fire hose in his mouth or something //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 
hmmmmmmmm so many......started out one night....a few beers while waiting for this guy to deliver some valium..so i had like 3 or 4 an then took 5 valium...was feeling great..went to a kids house where i was denyed a dip for being 15...but i got one anyways...then went to another friends house..by this time i had drank about 9 beers...we ran out of dip...so i was angry and decided i would take my friends moms car to go get food...pulling out of the driveway i hit a tree cause i had to go through the grass...i put the car back and went and passed out...i was awoken to my friend saying....dude u wrecked *****s moms car....."what??" yah did u did..ook ill pay for it let me sleep. .very little damage but 1300 dollars worth of damage....i advise noone to ever drink alcohol. *takes sip of beer*

 
Was in college with a few friends and this one guy vowed never to drink with us but that he could hold his liquor so instead of callin him an idiot we bet him he couldnt hold 3 shots of hard liquor. He took the three shots and was off his *** so we took him to wendys (per his request) and we go inside and he starts yelling racial slurs at the various people in wendys.(some asians and few mexicans and some blacks). We stayed until just about everyone wanted to fight him and then we went back to the dorm and on the way inside he sees someone we know in a car walks up to go talk to them and suddenly starts screaming obsenities at their car ...not the person but the car finally in the middle of screaming he vomits directly in tot he girls face ...the end

 
Was in college with a few friends and this one guy vowed never to drink with us but that he could hold his liquor so instead of callin him an idiot we bet him he couldnt hold 3 shots of hard liquor. He took the three shots and was off his *** so we took him to wendys (per his request) and we go inside and he starts yelling racial slurs at the various people in wendys.(some asians and few mexicans and some blacks). We stayed until just about everyone wanted to fight him and then we went back to the dorm and on the way inside he sees someone we know in a car walks up to go talk to them and suddenly starts screaming obsenities at their car ...not the person but the car finally in the middle of screaming he vomits directly in tot he girls face ...the end
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i got a pic of when my buddy got drunk...here it is

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I drank a half gallon of crown and then ran a foot race and I ran into a big round hay bail and it hurt. So I got mad at it and then I took a shit on it just to spite it.
Haha, you took a shit on a round hay bail? lmao

 
me and my cuz once drank out a bottle of black label...i was 12 and he was 15...hahaha...we both got drunk and went out throwing bricks at dogs that were humpimg in the next yard...

those were the days...wait...no...those still are the days

 
i picked up a flaming 151 shot and just as i was about to tip it back they guy next to me got up and knocked it all over me laughing as he walked away. after my hands, shirt, pants, and bar were extinguished, i followed him out to smoke a cigarette and blasted him in the stomach. i laughed even harder while walking away from his puking ***. then i got kicked out of the bar as i tried to go back in.....o well

 
What'd you give him shots of? Moonshine?
Seriously...3 shots shouldn't make you that drunk, or at least it doesn't make me drunk, and I drink probably twice/three times a year....and I weigh 140lbs

On to a story though...was drinking a bunch of daquris (sp?) one night, enough that we went through 2 fifths of vodka between the 4 of us. Had to take a piss so I went upstairs and went...left the door open and one of my friends ran down the hallway as fast as he could and kicked me as I was standing over the toilet...needless to say my aim went a bit bad. Oh well, he later burned himself that night by putting a cigar out on his arm because he thought it was a good idea //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
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