Don't stay a virgin!!

[jsapp720 10+ year member]

i just did it for shits and giggles ill know in a min

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

shes probably got a penis. lawl

 

[etznova 10+ year member]

wow that is hilarious you should read the terms of service

good laugh

"Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs"

"multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance"

I can have an audience yes

 

[jsapp720 10+ year member]

applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer

yeah thats tight.

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

this is awesome. i have a feeling this is the start of a chris hansen dateline special on how lonely guys on the internet are. like anyone that signs up will be met by chris hansen and their email posted on dateline ha ha

 

[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

this is awesome. i have a feeling this is the start of a chris hansen dateline special on how lonely guys on the internet are. like anyone that signs up will be met by chris hansen and their email posted on dateline ha ha

that would rock for everyone that does it

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

wat.

 

[Keith H 10+ year member]

Anybody sign up yet?

I think I'm gonna make a new e-mail and and sign up. I'm curious as to see what they send to your e-mail.

 

[captaincheesey 10+ year member]

# if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity

# applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)

One how would she know you are not a virgin. Two, the second one could be bullshitted in like a day, if in fact this is a real thing.

EDIT: Signed up for shits and giggles, and to see if it's real.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

You probably get 2 minutes to **** her.

Eh works for me!

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

i could get offf in 2 minutes

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

# if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity# applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)

One how would she know you are not a virgin. Two, the second one could be bullshitted in like a day, if in fact this is a real thing.

EDIT: Signed up for shits and giggles, and to see if it's real.

when you dont blow your load within 60 seconds of your penis touching that warm poon?

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

jeez, all the virgins on this site sure are getting excited

and BTW, its not real, sorry to disappoint some of you dudes lol

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

jeez, all the virgins on this site sure are getting excited
and BTW, its not real, sorry to disappoint some of you dudes lol

and whats funny is they're trying to say "oh well...im just doing it because i think its funny...yea...and im uhhh...just having some fun with it..yea"

 

[mapolley07 10+ year member]

i signed up, figured its just a way to get my email address and spam the hell out of me, but if its real, well, i could use a good lay

 

[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

i signed up, figured its just a way to get my email address and spam the hell out of me, but if its real, well, i could use a good lay

thats sad:crap:

 

[UberAudio 10+ year member]

She hired a designer?

Sham.

Email and Traffic is worth a lot of money.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

if you have a bittorrent client

http://movielol.org/taniasassistant.mpg

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

whats the torrent of