Doing your girl in the butt

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

Got a handle of Jack and some magic white powdery substance......

the wife dont know it yet but she will be taking up the poop shoot soon......

 

[SicAudio 5,000+ posts]

I'm not going to lie, I had to go to urban dictionary for gold wings...haha
Here's the complete list according to them...I have Pink, White, Brown, Red, and I suppose the Technicolor one, hehe

Pink Wings - Sex with a White girl

Black Wings - Sex with a Black girl

White Wings - Sex with a Virgin

Brown Wings - Anal sex

Yellow Wings - Sex with an Oriental girl

Red Wings - ORAL Sex with a girl on her period

Grey Wings - Sex with an woman over 50

Broken (or Orange) Wings - Sex with a disabled girl

Golden Wings - Sex involving urination, or 'Golden Showers'

Water Wings - Sex involving 'squirting' or female ejaculation

Green Wings - Sex with a person who has an STD

Purple Wings - Sex with a pregnant girl

Knife Wings - Sex with a friend's girlfriend

Blue Wings - Sex with a corpse

Technicolour Wings - Sex involving a combination of any of the above ie. sex with a Black, disabled girl on her period

fixed red wings...

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

fixed red wings...

Good job, maybe I would have cared 3 months ago when I posted that...but alas, now I do not

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

Good job, maybe I would have cared 3 months ago when I posted that...but alas, now I do not

Word...

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

I wish you'd delete it. I cannot believe we condone spam around here.

You should go down to McDonalds and get yourself a wamburger and some french cries. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[SquishY 10+ year member]

Well, that was an interesting two days spent reading this ENTIRE thread... Still on a mission to get my future wife here to do it, might just have to sneak it in one night, cuz fingers aren't an issue for her at least.

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Well, that was an interesting two days spent reading this ENTIRE thread... Still on a mission to get my future wife here to do it, might just have to sneak it in one night, cuz fingers aren't an issue for her at least.

Get her drunk....seriously, works every time

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Well, that was an interesting two days spent reading this ENTIRE thread... Still on a mission to get my future wife here to do it, might just have to sneak it in one night, cuz fingers aren't an issue for her at least.

Use lube. Start with one finger, until its easy. Then move on to two fingers. Then... well, you get the picture. It may take multiple sessions to get her comfortable enough to... relax.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

twice last week and she's been begging for more. Life is good.

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

i just get my gf drunk and we do it every once in a while lol. she hates it but it feels good for me so who gives a ****?!

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

my wife will be hitting the margaritas later, yep she then will want it

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

my wife will be hitting the margaritas later, yep she then will want it

strawberry margaritas makes the butt hole tighter //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

strawberry margaritas makes the butt hole tighter //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

then i will make sure she starts drinking earlier