Does...

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

The WTF are you anally fucking her with?

a popsicle

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

lols sir you do not want to know, you will not wanna touch anything in your mothers house.

 

[miker 5,000+ posts]

I find sticking my fingers far into an *** a bit unnerving...

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

I find sticking my fingers far into an *** a bit unnerving...

then dont do it

 

[Immociide 10+ year member]

lol she's not a ho, just one of those quiet ones yknow. im not allowed to use me dong, she's scared it will hurt //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Ah i see. My ex was one of them smart girls. Virgin before me too. I had to teach her but **** *** was good. She sure new how to **** a mean ****. BUT she could never take it in the ***. She would even cry.... always made me feel bad after i came.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Ah i see. My ex was one of them smart girls. Virgin before me too. I had to teach her but **** *** was good. She sure new how to **** a mean ****. BUT she could never take it in the ***. She would even cry.... always made me feel bad after i came.

I wish we knew what you just wrote bro.

OMG...lmfao... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

lols sir you do not want to know, you will not wanna touch anything in your mothers house.

I'd suggest staying out of the kitchen. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

lol she's not a ho, just one of those quiet ones yknow. im not allowed to use me dong, she's scared it will hurt //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

So your using a finger or two? How do you get the shit out from under your nails. And how could you eat using your shitty hands again:crap:

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Let's go butt monkeys...there's more of you lurkin' in the shadows waitin' to tell us your anal story...let's hear it! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

 

[miker 5,000+ posts]

Last time I had butt *** I didn't really have butt ***. She said we could then I stuck it in and she went with it. A few minutes later I looked down and realized I was in the wrong hole. This was after almost a full bottle of Malibu:crap:

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Last time I had butt *** I didn't really have butt ***. She said we could then I stuck it in and she went with it. A few minutes later I looked down and realized I was in the wrong hole. This was after almost a full bottle of Malibu:crap:

Alcohol can do that...at least you didn't look down and discover you was bangin' yer little terrier Buffy right in the buffhole.