Do you like eating pu$$y or do it just so you can get a BJ??

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

Ahhh...you gotta keep your ho on a leash. I never clean that up...maybe throw her a towel on occasion. That's about it.

go getcha wet whipes..... ur girl dosent clean you up first then her..... get rid of her...

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Me neither. 3 night stand once, but that's about it.
And I'm not a dick about it, either. It's just kind of a mutual agreement...I gave you a **** good time and I'm done now...clean-up and make me something to eat or grab me a drink.

I see.

I try to memorize her actions and put it on a spreadsheet to map whether she had a good time or not. I really have no idea.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

I did it doggy standing up a few times not realizing when I pulled out and blew my load I got a couple drops in the hair on my big toe.. That shit was some serious pain to get out and for some reason toe hair seems to be really sensitive.

ya thats pretty gross

my dog will actually eat the used tissues if i throw them on the floor

 

[mokedaddy 5,000+ posts]

Yeah I hate when sometimes they can't take the full 3"
Anyone else do the 'finger test' get worked up with a ***** rub on/in the puss and secretly smell your fingers (I usually acted like I had an itch on my nose) if its kinda funky just pass using the 'Don't have a condom' line even if I do have one.

No one wants funky poon, three times it has happened with two of them being after going to a club I guess all the dancing around and shit gets them a little funky from sweat etc..

I don't dance so my shit is always ready for the slobbing.

Ah yes. the old faithful dip and sniff. Been in the rotation for years.

 

[GenderBender]

post the dam spreadsheet Flip.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

I love it.

Girl's gotta be clean and tasty though...

nG

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

post the dam spreadsheet Flip.

I would like to look over your notes on eating *****. I bet you are **** good at it.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I love it.
Girl's gotta be clean and tasty though...

nG

Lately, you have been what you used to eat.

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

I dont mind muff diving as long as its clean.
Bonus if some head comes out of the deal for me.

x2.

 

[MisterGrubbs 5,000+ posts]

So seriously

Who here is down with the brown?

True story, relatively hot older chick at the bar me and a few friends were chillin with, I got to see the puss(didnt mess aroudn though) and it was black as night(she's a white girl)

Straight skank, I'm out

My friend fvcks her, brags about it, even shows pics of the black puss...how do you honeslty make fun of someone who thinks that's good poon?

 

[BringDaBoom 10+ year member]

Love it.

 

[BringDaBoom 10+ year member]

I enjoy it, because the woman enjoys it.

x2