Do you like eating pu$$y or do it just so you can get a BJ??

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I don't get the appeal to coming in their face, either.

In the mouth = ftw, just because there is no mess

On the face is meh, just like on the breasts...I'd much rather watch it on the net....after you do it, you have to wipe her off and that is kinda ghey.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I don't get the appeal to coming in their face, either.

I have not either though I have asked and been allowed to do it.. I think if you are big on degrading women it would be a turn on for you.

 

[newusername 10+ year member]

I prefer in the mouth, on the tits, or inside her. With the exception of the mouth, there's always clean-up. But I'll be ****ed if I'm the one who does that.

I know Flip doesn't get the ***** thing but dunno if he's had a woman of the large brest variety.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

it is one of those things you do just to say you have done it, kinda like anal sex

(with a girl) feggies

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

In the mouth = ftw, just because there is no mess
On the face is meh, just like on the breasts...I'd much rather watch it on the net....after you do it, you have to wipe her off and that is kinda ghey.

Much more satisfying then going inside her vag.

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lmao.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

I use a condom in conjunction with birth control...ya'll are too risky.

my ex girl was on birth control... nothing beat's bustin while ur neck deep.... i hate the pull out method but when it comes down to it.. you gotta do what you gotta do... i dont need any little sethphillips runnin around....im sure ya'll dont want that either..

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I prefer in the mouth, on the tits, or inside her. With the exception of the mouth, there's always clean-up. But I'll be ****ed if I'm the one who does that.
I know Flip doesn't get the ***** thing but dunno if he's had a woman of the large brest variety.

I did have the large breasted variety...but she also told me to clean it off.

If I could have walked away, the situation would have been different.

Inside with a condom = easy cleanup

 

[newusername 10+ year member]

Ahhh...you gotta keep your ho on a leash. I never clean that up...maybe throw her a towel on occasion. That's about it.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I guess it's because I never had a one night stand or casual sex. I would think it is easier to get by with something like that then

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I usually go get the wipes, I was thinking about getting one of these though for next to the bed. I can't imagine a warm wipe could be a bad thing //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

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[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

what about when your drunk and you need to pull out and the *** gets all over the place. you grab tissues, then proceed to pass out with the tissues still wrapped around your cock and laying on your stomach

peeling the crusty stuck to your cock and stomach tissues off the next day is pretty nasty

 

[DownSouth954 10+ year member]

you gotta eat ***** just to get a BJ?
i just ask and i receive, hell, half the time the girls just want to **** on it for a little while

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[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

what about when your drunk and you need to pull out and the *** gets all over the place. you grab tissues, then proceed to pass out with the tissues still wrapped around your cock and laying on your stomach
peeling the crusty stuck to your cock and stomach tissues off the next day is pretty nasty

I did it doggy standing up a few times not realizing when I pulled out and blew my load I got a couple drops in the hair on my big toe.. That **** was some serious pain to get out and for some reason toe hair seems to be really sensitive.

 

[newusername 10+ year member]

I guess it's because I never had a one night stand or casual sex. I would think it is easier to get by with something like that then

Me neither. 3 night stand once, but that's about it.

And I'm not a dick about it, either. It's just kind of a mutual agreement...I gave you a **** good time and I'm done now...clean-up and make me something to eat or grab me a drink.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

All of which is why I use condoms...

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

Ahhh...you gotta keep your ho on a leash. I never clean that up...maybe throw her a towel on occasion. That's about it.

go getcha wet whipes..... ur girl dosent clean you up first then her..... get rid of her...

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Me neither. 3 night stand once, but that's about it.
And I'm not a dick about it, either. It's just kind of a mutual agreement...I gave you a **** good time and I'm done now...clean-up and make me something to eat or grab me a drink.

I see.

I try to memorize her actions and put it on a spreadsheet to map whether she had a good time or not. I really have no idea.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

I did it doggy standing up a few times not realizing when I pulled out and blew my load I got a couple drops in the hair on my big toe.. That **** was some serious pain to get out and for some reason toe hair seems to be really sensitive.

ya thats pretty gross

my dog will actually eat the used tissues if i throw them on the floor

 

[mokedaddy 5,000+ posts]

Yeah I hate when sometimes they can't take the full 3"
Anyone else do the 'finger test' get worked up with a ***** rub on/in the puss and secretly smell your fingers (I usually acted like I had an itch on my nose) if its kinda funky just pass using the 'Don't have a condom' line even if I do have one.

No one wants funky poon, three times it has happened with two of them being after going to a club I guess all the dancing around and **** gets them a little funky from sweat etc..

I don't dance so my **** is always ready for the slobbing.

Ah yes. the old faithful dip and sniff. Been in the rotation for years.