Difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'

[wasted ink 10+ year member]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the

difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she

would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,

and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million

dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt

for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to

fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt

for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a

heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt

for a million dollars?'

'Of course, the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks

would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between

'potentially' and 'realistically'?

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on

three million dollars .

But 'realistically', we're living with two whores and a

faggot.'

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[Savstyle 10+ year member]

hahahaha

Thats great

 

[528hz 10+ year member]

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Thank you for this.

 

[davidfre21 5,000+ posts]

thats some good shit

 

[geowick07 10+ year member]

Nice....old, but nice.

geo

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

nice

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

lol