Detective Needs info in resulting death

[Pr1m3 10+ year member]

Well considering there are a lot of dicks here, he probably committed ******* cuz his e-peen wasnt big enough.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

You may also want to contact BFT that man could have drove his poor soul to *******, that man is a monster.

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

Please, only relevant information. We have interviewed his family. The note left behind is being analyzed at our lab. The only thing I could make out was "caraudio.com"

I think this thread is fail, your detective impersonation is fail and this made up case is fail. Seems like you have too many dreams and not enough brain power

 

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

piss poor troll attempt imo.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

detroit tigers baseball

 

[Pr1m3 10+ year member]

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

seems like you got what you wanted, ton of people lookin at this.

 

[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

I bet for 20 dollars Spider Monkey can give you some information.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

detroit tigers baseball

He was wearing a Tigers baseball cap. Is there anymore information you would like to share?

 

[Pr1m3 10+ year member]

He was wearing a Tigers baseball cap. Is there anymore information you would like to share?

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

He was wearing a Tigers baseball cap. Is there anymore information you would like to share?

I thought he was a Mets fan

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[SPLluminator 10+ year member]

CNN: THIS JUST IN

SPLluminator AKA Mike Wentworth died yesterday due to a sub woofer in the car next to him. It was jealous that it wasnt getting enough power and beat him up. Bruises were found all around his body. Mike also had a ******* note writen about how he was reading a bullshit thread that was said to be "real". He was so bored from the stupid posts that he didnt fight back. He thought god would have more interesting threads in heaven.

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

i wanna make a demotivator for this but i dont know where to make them.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Lets all make up stupid threads to increase post count!!!
SPLluminator AKA Mike Wentworth died yesterday due to a sub woofer in the car next to him was jealous that it wasnt getting enough power and beat him up. Bruises were found all around his body. Mike also had a ******* note writen about how he was reading a bullshit thread that was said to be "real". He was so bored from the stupid posts that he didnt fight back. He thought god would have more interesting threads in heaven.

Do funky pups go to heaven?

 

[godhatescivics 10+ year member]

CNN: THIS JUST IN
SPLluminator AKA Mike Wentworth died yesterday due to a sub woofer in the car next to him was jealous that it wasnt getting enough power and beat him up. Bruises were found all around his body. Mike also had a ******* note writen about how he was reading a bullshit thread that was said to be "real". He was so bored from the stupid posts that he didnt fight back. He thought god would have more interesting threads in heaven.

ZOMG LMAO