You wanna know why Canada sucks, its because you guys all say "ey" and your also all french and shit, so we know you guys are ******* and its soo ****ing cold up there your nuts freeze to your leg like a wasps nest and then the only thing left to do is go fishing and then buy some gay guitar so you can occupy yourself when your snowed in for the winter because your stuck in a room for 4 months with some guy named Pierre who smells like doritios and moth balls and all you can do is play the same chords over and over again.
