Dear Internet,

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

Most of the time people on craigslist with crap for grammar seem to be scammers, might just be my area though. They don't respond after I tell them cash only 4 times.

What, you don't want those gift cards to Sizzler in exchange for payment?

 

[basswiigee]

Being ignorant is cool now. Hell, you can get a great career in government or even collect a disability check for it from what I've seen. This country is so doomed... anyone with half a bit of sense has left large population centers and is stockpiling ammunition and storable food. When the EBT cards finally stop working it's going to look like a zombie apocalypse.

is that what it looked like last month??? EBT card has stopped working a couple times it was all over the news.... grocery stores took a hit though, everybody just walked out and left their carts thousands and thousands of dollars lost.....

 

[jrdnhsnbrg 10+ year member]

What, you don't want those gift cards to Sizzler in exchange for payment?

No, I won't give you my home address so you can mail me a check. I don't trust the friend you have who will take care of shipping. Some people's kids, I swear...

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

No, I won't give you my home address so you can mail me a check. I don't trust the friend you have who will take care of shipping. Some people's kids, I swear...

Don't forget about that Nigerian Prince who can make you rich...

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

Here's another one, though I guess I can forgive it just a little bit:

prolly

Is this the new banana? Can't remember how many obs and abs there are in the word, so it gets abbreviated? Oh, I know. Let's just add an apostrophe to every word that ends in s while we're at it.

 

[whitedragon551 5,000+ posts]

Bro *** Swag YOLO Post

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

Bro *** Swag YOLO POAST

Get it right, noob.

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

For sell.

Imma sale this.

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

 

[mat3833 10+ year member]

sometimes i think my 4 year old daughter could put together a better sentance/post than some pple on the forums i visit. and by no means am i perfect. im not a grammar nazi(english class in general owned the **** out of me), but i do try to have propper sentance structure and punctuation.

Matt

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

Ironically, I think @Spider Monkey ; knows his fair share about proper grammar. Now where the fuck would he be right about now?

 

[SounDrive Pro Seller]

Ironically, younger people still tend to use proper(ish) grammar and avoid textspeak, even when texting. Since barely anyone stil has a flip phone, it's becoming useless to say "u" instead of "you", etc.

Also, if you say YOLO or any other crap like that, you're instantly marked as a loser.

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

Innocent bystandards.

Somethin's fucky.

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

Innocent bystandards.
Somethin's fucky.

Where on God's green earth did you find those?

 

[brandonkain82 10+ year member]

Where on God's green earth did you find those?

Trailer park boys. Somethings fucky bubbles.