Dealing with a porker

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

He gotta see how fat and ugly this ***** is to decide what action is justifiable.

 

[snfsh79077 10+ year member]

give her the ATM while your at it!

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

i thought the rodeo was when your doing her doggy style, then whisper in her ear "i just ****ed your best friend like this last night" then try to stay inside her as long as possible.

maybe that just has a similar name to rodeo, something farm related no doubt.

 

[soloXgt 10+ year member]

why not try an alabama hot pocket??

 

[boltpride 10+ year member]

chili dog....

Sh1t on her chest n tittie **** her cuz we all know this isnt for ur friend. lol.

 

[bumpin buick 5,000+ posts]

glass bottom boat, rusty trombone, boston redsock, and one eyed pirate all at the same time.

 

[boltpride 10+ year member]

one eyed pirate. lmao. i heard that one on love line. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

glass bottom boat?

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

Ummm, just tell her he's completely not interested?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[Injected54 10+ year member]

Rodeo caught on tape would probably work.

 

[Injected54 10+ year member]

Where's the pics of the porker?

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

glass bottom boat?

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gif ?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Oh

 

[Pootie 10+ year member]

I'm going with rodeo. It'll be hard to get her to consent to a blumkin and you don't have to worry about assault charges later as with the other two.

I would have to disagree. If large Marge is all over the op's friend, as he states, I think she be down for any kind of contact with the one eyed gopher.

So go for the Blumkin

 

[xtremebassjunky 10+ year member]

snarl dragon... or the dirty pirate hooker //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

friend of mine did the snarl dragon to stuck up sorority girls... hehe