Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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I command you to read the awkward moments thread nnga. It is funnay shit.
Long story short,

I was ****ing my girlfriend in her media room, we were on the couch, door knob clanked/turned, she got up and hauled *** and ran behind the door, her brother opens the door, I'm sitting there completely ***-***** holding my dick so as not to get ****** goo all over me. Top Gun was on the television, and it was the climax of the movie, where 'Danger Zone' by Kenny Loggins is playing.

So all her brother saw was me, *****, holding my dick, and Top Gun on television. He looked right at me, and goes "Hey, have you seen my sister?"

I was so confused as to what he was getting at. I just went "No, haven't seen her."

He goes "Alright. Later man." He closed the door and walked out, never said anything to me about it again.

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I just bought a camel bone off of ebay //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
wat

 
Long story short,
I was ****ing my girlfriend in her media room, we were on the couch, door knob clanked/turned, she got up and hauled *** and ran behind the door, her brother opens the door, I'm sitting there completely ***-***** holding my dick so as not to get ****** goo all over me. Top Gun was on the television, and it was the climax of the movie, where 'Danger Zone' by Kenny Loggins is playing.

So all her brother saw was me, *****, holding my dick, and Top Gun on television. He looked right at me, and goes "Hey, have you seen my sister?"

I was so confused as to what he was getting at. I just went "No, haven't seen her.

He goes "Alright. Later man." He closed the door and walked out, never said anything to me about it again.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

wat
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT&item=390028899202

Need it for a sculpture I'm doing, and then alter I'm probably going to carve it.

 
Long story short,
I was ****ing my girlfriend in her media room, we were on the couch, door knob clanked/turned, she got up and hauled *** and ran behind the door, her brother opens the door, I'm sitting there completely ***-***** holding my dick so as not to get ****** goo all over me. Top Gun was on the television, and it was the climax of the movie, where 'Danger Zone' by Kenny Loggins is playing.

So all her brother saw was me, *****, holding my dick, and Top Gun on television. He looked right at me, and goes "Hey, have you seen my sister?"

I was so confused as to what he was getting at. I just went "No, haven't seen her."

He goes "Alright. Later man." He closed the door and walked out, never said anything to me about it again.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif
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