Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Yup after the kayak trip. *****, cause now it's going to shrink some //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif Ohwells, time to start getting my drink on anyways

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

17 beers! lol.
I'd be HAMMMMMEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!

Guess we are not all pros like you.

I'd definitely get my groove on after 17.

Whose driving you?

You're a kid maynge. I'd be ****ing past the **** out right now if I was your age. LOL I'm not driving I don't think. I plan on walking.

But if you do not hear from me for a week, then I decided to drive and got caught.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

My alcohol tolerance has gone up substantially since the cruise...

It was nice being able to get a good buzz off of 3 drinks.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Oh come on now. One week road trip to CA would be ballin though once I turn 21. Was planning on going to panama city or something.

Panama City? **** that nga. Turn 21 and bring your fat loving boys out here. I could use wing men that liked the battle scars.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Sounds like ya'll have a blast at the Casino. Would you troll me if I came?

If I recognized you, and you had no idea who I was --- BIG TIME.

Uh, Wat?

Funnies were had at the casino.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

You're a kid maynge. I'd be ****ing past the **** out right now if I was your age. LOL I'm not driving I don't think. I plan on walking.


But if you do not hear from me for a week, then I decided to drive and got caught.

I'm not a kid. I am 20!

Most beers I have ever drank is 25 and I remember everything that happened the night before. Granted I did lay in my drive way for 2 hours talking on the phone, but I remembered it. I also got to see a transformer burst and almost catch my neighbor's yard on fire. crazy ish. Oh and the 25 beers was keystone, which is more water than beer.

Walking FTW! Closest club is just like 3/8 of a mile from our house. We have walked there and back several times. I have "jogged" drunk as fk over 2 miles before at 2:00 in the morning after I got kicked out of a girls house. Left my phone @ home and noone was around. It sux0rd.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Lets see, what do I have to drink on tonight....Abita Golden Harvest, triple sec, 43, belvedere, absolute citron, bacardi 151, some type of champagne, and some other vodka. I should be pretty good tonight, me thinks

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Lets see, what do I have to drink on tonight....Abita Golden Harvest, triple sec, 43, belvedere, absolute citron, bacardi 151, some type of champagne, and some other vodka. I should be pretty good tonight, me thinks

Not a bad line up at all.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Why are you guys on the interwebz instead of out having fun?

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

I'm not a kid. I am 20!
Most beers I have ever drank is 25 and I remember everything that happened the night before. Granted I did lay in my drive way for 2 hours talking on the phone, but I remembered it. I also got to see a transformer burst and almost catch my neighbor's yard on fire. crazy ish. Oh and the 25 beers was keystone, which is more water than beer.

Walking FTW! Closest club is just like 3/8 of a mile from our house. We have walked there and back several times. I have "jogged" drunk as fk over 2 miles before at 2:00 in the morning after I got kicked out of a girls house. Left my phone @ home and noone was around. It sux0rd.

I drank about 25 or so when I was tubing a year ago, and black the fvck out. My cousin had to drag me out of the water lol. Blacked out halfway down the river, and woke up about 5 hours later on my cousin's couch wondering how the fvck I got there.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Me and James will come gamble.

I need to learn how to play poker first though.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Guys, i have drank literally hundreds of beers.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Lets see, what do I have to drink on tonight....Abita Golden Harvest, triple sec, 43, belvedere, absolute citron, bacardi 151, some type of champagne, and some other vodka. I should be pretty good tonight, me thinks

Only thing I have had on that list is 151, and it has been the entrance into many wild and crazy nights.

151 has made me do some stupid ****. I always used to take a shot at "last call". The shot would be enough to make what happened after the bar closed fuzzy the next morning. 151= kryptonite to me

Why are you guys on the interwebz instead of out having fun?

I invest too much time into hunting. Considering I already have my limit of bucks, and killed a buck bigger than most people who hunt MS will kill in their lifetime, I have no reason to care about hunting. However, it is an obsession.

Thus I am drinking than going to sleep early instead of getting drunk, having a great time partying, and celebrating the new year.

What are your plans?

I drank about 25 or so when I was tubing a year ago, and black the fvck out. My cousin had to drag me out of the water lol. Blacked out halfway down the river, and woke up about 5 hours later on my cousin's couch wondering how the fvck I got there.

The 25 I drank was over a LONG period of time. Started at like 4:00 in the afternoon and ended at like 3:00 in the morning. Just a little over 2 beers an hour.

I paced myself well that night.

Me and James will come gamble.
I need to learn how to play poker first though.

Wait 8 more months until I am 21, plz? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

I invest too much time into hunting. Considering I already have my limit of bucks, and killed a buck bigger than most people who hunt MS will kill in their lifetime, I have no reason to care about hunting. However, it is an obsession.

Thus I am drinking than going to sleep early instead of gettingunk, having a great time partying, and celebrating the new year.

What are your plans?

Thats rather interesting/confusing.

I have no idea what I'm doing tonight. I'll prob hit up a few friends parties and say my goodbyes since I'm moving in 2 days. Hopefully I can find something relatively fun to get into though.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

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= ftw

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Thats rather interesting/confusing.

I have no idea what I'm doing tonight. I'll prob hit up a few friends parties and say my goodbyes since I'm moving in 2 days. Hopefully I can find something relatively fun to get into though.

Parties..hmmz..

What I cannot understand is why I have not heard of any parties? Town has noticeably gotten a lot more crowded the past two days with students coming back in. Yet I know of no parties, no parties on facebook, or anything. Everyone just seems to want to go to the bar. I much prefer a party.

And you moving? News to me. Where ya going and why?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Guys, i have drank literally hundreds of beers.

hah.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Only thing I have had on that list is 151, and it has been the entrance into many wild and crazy nights.
151 has made me do some stupid ****. I always used to take a shot at "last call". The shot would be enough to make what happened after the bar closed fuzzy the next morning. 151= kryptonite to me

I invest too much time into hunting. Considering I already have my limit of bucks, and killed a buck bigger than most people who hunt MS will kill in their lifetime, I have no reason to care about hunting. However, it is an obsession.

Thus I am drinking than going to sleep early instead of getting drunk, having a great time partying, and celebrating the new year.

What are your plans?

The 25 I drank was over a LONG period of time. Started at like 4:00 in the afternoon and ended at like 3:00 in the morning. Just a little over 2 beers an hour.

I paced myself well that night.

Wait 8 more months until I am 21, plz? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Most of that is vodka, and too me, vodka is vodka. Triple sec and 43 is good though. And the Abita Golden Harvest tastes just like their Amber, except it is a little sweeter.

Yeah, I drank those 25 in a mater of maybe 2-3 hours lol

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, we will have the good timez.
I think I will just wait a while and go see if there are drunks at the poker tables later.

I can teach you a lot in 30 minutes or so.

Trip will be made then.

I bet drunks are easy targets @ the poker table, eh?

My bro got me into playing online poker a lot when I was a senior on high school. He got pissed cause in just 2 weeks I had won more tournaments than he had in a month.

he thought he was good till my dad have him $300 on his birthday in pokerchips. He lost it all to an old woman and a young asian in Philidelphia. lawl.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Parties..hmmz..
What I cannot understand is why I have not heard of any parties? Town has noticeably gotten a lot more crowded the past two days with students coming back in. Yet I know of no parties, no parties on facebook, or anything. Everyone just seems to want to go to the bar. I much prefer a party.

And you moving? News to me. Where ya going and why?

I'm moving to Richmond Virginia. My roomate and I were supposed to be movin up there to chll and go 2 VCU with another one of our friends. But, I wont be able to attend school so I'll just be working and living there.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif