Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

yeah, some old dude thought he was gonna hook up with my grandma while i was in rehab. just basically moved in our trailer like he owned the place. we got into it one night and i beat his ***. he knows his role now.

then he deserved a beating for doin that.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

gramps dont know how i roll. he had to learn the hard way. comin in and eatin all the food, drinkin all the milk. i aint playin that. after our "discussion" he buys the groceries now.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

guess you was the man of that trailer son. way to keep a look out.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Alright..So this morning the baby started crying again at like 6:30. Out of nowhere, i yelled "SHUTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!" And then that bisch smarted back to me. Oh hell no sista!

I came out of my room and my black roomie came out of his and pushed his girl back in and closed hers. He could tell i was furiously pissed. I immediately just told me the baby had to fkin go. Told him about the least saying only guests for 7 nights in a calendar month and all that. He said the baby wouldn't be back and that he was sorry. I could tell he was pissed at me though.

Oh well, its my house. If blackie wants to leave, he can as long as he still pays rent. I also brought up that technically he should paying $20 late fees on his rent since he is in fact late.

Pwned by the white man.

I guess you didn't read my last post on the subject, lawl.

And I ran that bish off from the poker table on purpose. I hate her. She is a disgusting fatbody and she talks non-stop. I told Dave that it was about to get ugly the moment she walked into the poker room.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I got in trouble one time in school for a jumping off the bridge convo with a teacher. It was 9th grade and i got in trouble for doing something dared me to do. Teacher asked me if he told me to jump off a bridge, would i? I told her it depended on a number of factors. How high was it? Water underneath it or not?

That pissed her off big time. Ended up getting paddled in 9th grade..haha.

paddled?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

paddled?

Yep, paddled. It's part of the perks of being a male educator in the south.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

bullshit

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

holy shit. i just googled it.

i thought that shit was over 50 years ago.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

what story? i got the pic of the beat up old dude. i gotta start that thread sometime too.

yeah, some old dude thought he was gonna hook up with my grandma while i was in rehab. just basically moved in our trailer like he owned the place. we got into it one night and i beat his ***. he knows his role now.

i found the story.

I guess you didn't read my last post on the subject, lawl.

And I ran that bish off from the poker table on purpose. I hate her. She is a disgusting fatbody and she talks non-stop. I told Dave that it was about to get ugly the moment she walked into the poker room.

hahaha.

bullshit

in like 1960 yeah.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i dont buy deerhunt getting paddled.

god damnit. i got myself into one of these situations.

next topic.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

i have paddled. only once though. i lit him up!!

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i dont buy deerhunt getting paddled.
god damnit. i got myself into one of these situations.

next topic.

haha. why not?

i have been paddled

oh boi

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

my dad when i was 12 used to beat me with a drumstick across my *** if i ever got bad grades in school.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

it was a big 10th grader. i dont even remember what he did. only took two swats to get him all teary eyed.

its really all about shifting your weight, and snapping the wrists. not so much the power, but paddle speed.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

chev, the thread has been started.