Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Am I the only one who thinks mcsoul is a douche? It's like he wants to start an argument and put words in peoples mouths.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Im still trying to figure out who the hell puts bar-b-q sauce on a steak.

black people.

I started slow then eased into it. My biggest problem was regular pop. I cut down on that and finally eased myself onto diet pop. Now I don't even like the taste of regular pop.

I am the same way. Since i cut out caloric beverages (besides alcohol) regular drinks taste weird to me. I used to love Mt. Dew, not so much at all onw.

my father came into town and we went shooting.
i do much better with revolvers.

Shot a Sig 9 and a Taurus titanium .38

nice

titanium guns kick like hell by the way.

never shot one. I believe it would be funny seeing your little *** shooting a big revolver though.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Wait, BBQ sauce is not suppose to go on steak?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Nope. sometimes no orgasm at all.


sometimes. I just say "I'm sorry" over and over again. It makes me feel like crap and reduces my wanting to have ***. Which is my the idea of "no *** after marriage" doesn't seem like such a bad idea. I mean I still get the urge to have ***, I just know the result is going to be disappointing.

Cant use viagra along with the paxil? Or is that not recommended?

its a snub, i think its because they're so light. i would go with a traditional steel one unless it was for CC.

oh

he got one of those new escalade truck things.

he took his avalance in for service and saw it. talked to the sales guy who was taking care of things and the guy was talking about how they just couldn't move them anymore. so they struck a deal.

Interesting. A brand new one or an older one?

black people.
I am the same way. Since i cut out caloric beverages (besides alcohol) regular drinks taste weird to me. I used to love Mt. Dew, not so much at all onw.

nice

never shot one. I believe it would be funny seeing your little *** shooting a big revolver though.

He just called eugenics little ***. heh

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Not good to lose more then 2 pounds per week //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

It's perfectly fine if you're largely obese

so the same thing with the azn happened again last night except a little bit more. I lol'd when she goes, "I thought we were taking it slow." I responded with, "I'm only following your lead." because it's true! she's the one that's pushing for stuff to move so fast.....
my stomach hurts this morning...........you guys know what that means //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif :crap:

Either you have blue balls or you're pregnant?

And i'm not pigeonholing a party. Regardless of constituency, idiots should not vote. Ill informed people who just watch CNN, should not vote.

I vote for whoever is the funniest.

you gotta shit? you hungry?

(pregnant)

i usually try my best to go within 30 seconds so i can catch some shuteye.

Speaking of which

Has anybody else ever faked an orgasm?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

fk. apparently i agreed to go to a concert with the girl i slept with. gonna have to break it to her it was the alcohol...hahahahhaaha..

I have came to realize one thing. When a drunk girl is involved and into you, all you have to do is agree with everything she says and say you won't treat her like other guys. Show a little soft side and its easy.

I think I am finally figuring this stuff out.

THanks RSD!

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Do you always give your number to a girl if you spend the night with her?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

It's perfectly fine if you're largely obese



Either you have blue balls or you're pregnant?

I vote for whoever is the funniest.

(pregnant)

Speaking of which

Has anybody else ever faked an orgasm?

never faked an orgasm. Faked not having one though.

fk. apparently i agreed to go to a concert with the girl i slept with. gonna have to break it to her it was the alcohol...hahahahhaaha..
I have came to realize one thing. When a drunk girl is involved and into you, all you have to do is agree with everything she says and say you won't treat her like other guys. Show a little soft side and its easy.

I think I am finally figuring this stuff out.

THanks RSD!

Do you always give your number to a girl if you spend the night with her?

Mine usually goes, I give her my number before, not expecting it, then it happens that we go home together. Especially if they are expecting to do an after party type thing, away from where you met her (house party, bar, bowling etc....), this works excellently.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Im way out of the loop on this whole paxil thing.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i cruise 4chan when i drink and right now theres some guy posting pics of himself wacking off on a baby
rarely does humanity disgust me but wow

Crazy shit. 4chan...... wow

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

lol if you don't give them your number after you've stayed the night with them that leaves a rather interesting signal.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

I take Paxil in an attempt to reduce episodes of premature ejaculation.
And yes, I have faked an orgasm.

it's cool, I used to all the time too.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

never faked an orgasm. Faked not having one though.

Ha. I've done that too. After a few minutes that becomes very difficult to do though.

And as for faking one, say it's like 5 in the morning and you're still boning, but you honestly just want to go to bed. You finish up every time? Man.. maybe I'm just lazy

Mine usually goes, I give her my number before, not expecting it, then it happens that we go home together. Especially if they are expecting to do an after party type thing, away from where you met her (house party, bar, bowling etc....), this works excellently.

I usually go the opposite. I'll never ask for a girls number the first time / 24 hours of meeting her. I especially never give it to a girl if I've just spent the night at her house. She could look into it too much... plus she knows it's no string attached. I guess I figure if it's meant to be, we'll see each other again somewhere else. Then we'll swap.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Ha. I've done that too. After a few minutes that becomes very difficult to do though.

And as for faking one, say it's like 5 in the morning and you're still boning, but you honestly just want to go to bed. You finish up every time? Man.. maybe I'm just lazy

I usually go the opposite. I'll never ask for a girls number the first time / 24 hours of meeting her. I especially never give it to a girl if I've just spent the night at her house. She could look into it too much... plus she knows it's no string attached. I guess I figure if it's meant to be, we'll see each other again somewhere else. Then we'll swap.

Yes, I finish every time. I do not want the blue balls. That shit hurts for a long time.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

lol if you don't give them your number after you've stayed the night with them that leaves a rather interesting signal.

It intrigues them