Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Has anybody else ever faked an orgasm?

I did last night I think. For the second time in a week I was too drunk to get off.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Yes, I finish every time. I do not want the blue balls. That shit hurts for a long time.

Not if you can go straight to bed.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Fake or PE?

faked.

It intrigues them

it leaves them thinking, "**** he just wanted ***." hahaha

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

I have been on a heavy Metallica kick here these past couple of days. The Master of Puppets album is just to bad ***.

Plus I am Evil is just to good //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

lol if you don't give them your number after you've stayed the night with them that leaves a rather interesting signal.

I give my number cause i need a fk buddy and she lives within walking distance of my house. Like a half mile or a tad further.

And my friend just owned me. He sent me a text saying someone just called him on his phone looking for me and that I was hiding from them. He gave me a number. I called that number and it was the Memphis Zoo.. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

it leaves them thinking, "**** he just wanted ***." hahaha

Nope, that's all they wanted. And they appreciate me not turning into the typical clingy guy

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Not if you can go straight to bed.

I gotta finish.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Nope, that's all they wanted. And they appreciate me not turning into the typical clingy guy

Maybe we appeal to the girls in a different way. Two different personalities will bring out the different wants in the girls

Or we are just meeting the exact opposite females.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Im surprised none of you commented on the guy jackin off on the baby....

Apparently you all think this is normal.

I have misjudged.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

i can't believe someone actually posted a pic like that....they deserve to be tracked down and prosecuted heavily.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Nope, that's all they wanted. And they appreciate me not turning into the typical clingy guy

oh touche

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

one of my friends messaged me the other day on aim and goes, "I deleted you from myspace and facebook because your status's made me depressed." hahahaha, where they really THAT bad? Corey?

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Maybe we appeal to the girls in a different way. Two different personalities will bring out the different wants in the girls

Or we are just meeting the exact opposite females.

I just know that they're not the kind of girl I want a relationship with if they're putting out on the first night.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

I just know that they're not the kind of girl I want a relationship with if they're putting out on the first night.

that's true.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

one of my friends messaged me the other day on aim and goes, "I deleted you from myspace and facebook because your status's made me depressed." hahahaha, where they really THAT bad? Corey?

I dont see peoples' statii. I rarely read bulletins, I dont read blogs. I use it for email basically haha. and comment with like 1 or 2 friends. Mainly just the one.