Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

they better have my ******** apartment ready asap or I'm gonna stab someone in the eye.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I just know that they're not the kind of girl I want a relationship with if they're putting out on the first night.

That doesnt mean you cant make a friend out of her. And continue to keep fucking her too.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

I dont see peoples' statii. I rarely read bulletins, I dont read blogs. I use it for email basically haha. and comment with like 1 or 2 friends. Mainly just the one.

oh. Well then.

I think you're the only person from the forums who is on there. Noah used to be and Aaron as well.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

That doesnt mean you cant make a friend out of her. And continue to keep fucking her too.

you should write a book.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

That doesnt mean you cant make a friend out of her. And continue to keep fucking her too.

Brilliance! Thats what i am currently trying to obtain.

I think you're the only person from the forums who is on there. Noah used to be and Aaron as well.

on where?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

you should write a book.

What? About what? I hate writing.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

That doesnt mean you cant make a friend out of her. And continue to keep fucking her too.

You can only do that for so long before they want something more meaningful.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

You can only do that for so long before they want something more meaningful.

Oh well. They will just have to deal with getting hurt..haha

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

You can only do that for so long before they want something more meaningful.

I have this discussion with them before that happens. LONG before. There are no higher expectations with me, you know what I am there for and the extent of the relationship we will have.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Cant use viagra along with the paxil? Or is that not recommended?
oh

Interesting. A brand new one or an older one?

He just called eugenics little ***. heh

Brand new.

And deerhunt, i would not to be around when i had a gun and you were near.

It's perfectly fine if you're largely obese



Either you have blue balls or you're pregnant?

I vote for whoever is the funniest.

(pregnant)

Speaking of which

Has anybody else ever faked an orgasm?

As far as funniest, it would be pretty tough to top the current administration.

When i was 16 this girl i was with would always tell me how she wanted me to finish inside of her. Wanted to feel it inside of her (probably just wanted to feel something inside of her, anything) and would not relent until i had. Since i was on all sorts of weird *** meds this was not an option, so when i was done with it i would just tell her i had. That was the cycle for the period we were together.

Eventually i broke it off, and months passed. She did not take it well, told me that her friends had started noticing her getting bigger. I forget what exactly my response was, i believe it may have been "you need to get your thyroid checked, i'm worried about you."

Do you always give your number to a girl if you spend the night with her?

Locked the door behind a chick after she went to go get a smoke the following morning one time. Think we talked about that.

never faked an orgasm. Faked not having one though.


Mine usually goes, I give her my number before, not expecting it, then it happens that we go home together. Especially if they are expecting to do an after party type thing, away from where you met her (house party, bar, bowling etc....), this works excellently.

Yeah, i've done that a time or two.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I have this discussion with them before that happens. LONG before. There are no higher expectations with me, you know what I am there for and the extent of the relationship we will have.

You need to help out the guys on the RSD forum.

I want to learn your game.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Oh well. They will just have to deal with getting hurt..haha

If they expect more than what you told them you are willing to give, it is entirely their fault for setting themselves up for failure.

And I know someone is going to say "but girls think they can change your mind"

well, nga, this shit is not a negotiation. Stick to your words/decision.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Try telling a woman you dont believe in phones. That always gets an interesting look.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

And deerhunt, i would not to be around when i had a gun and you were near.

.

I'm confused.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I have this discussion with them before that happens. LONG before. There are no higher expectations with me, you know what I am there for and the extent of the relationship we will have.

I dunno. I just know that I've been told I'm giving "mixed signals" more than once when the situation has already been established.