Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Working 11 hours today...Teh ****.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

But chev you're a baller and ballers ride busa's lmao.

whateva.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

How do I get a free rapidshare account?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Well, I was a nice guy and got nothing out of it this weekend.

Brung a fifth of Jose to the girls Friday night. The redhead I like took 6 shots in 30 minutes, I tried getting her to slow down but she wouldn't. She ends up getting sh1tfaced. I take them to a car audio shop later that night which is a "hangout" spot in their town. It was kind of funny. I saw this 12 spoked sub on the counter with a triple stacked magnet before I walked in. I was like WTF IS THAT BEAST? I looked at the decals on the outside of the shop and saw the typical gear.. I walk inside, walk over to the subs and there are 2 15" Sundown Nightshades. Come to find out, the guy is the only authorized sundown dealer in MS. He was cool as hell and had a setup of 2 15" Nightshades and a 3000D. Anyways..back to the story..

We go back to the girls house and she is all over me. Tries making out with me, wants to go to mess around, etc, etc. being the good, sober guy I am, I tell her no and don't even kiss her. Fail. Had it been someone I didn't care about, I would have been railing it. lol. Well her and the other girl end up getting into it. Pushing each other, about to fight, etc etc. More people come over and calm then down. They start the pushing again and the redhead FALLS THROUGH THE OTHER GIRLS MOM'S GLASS COFFEE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!! Glass goes everywhere, I just knew a ER trip was in order. Fortunately redhead was fine and just had a few small scratches. They ended up lieing to her mom saying she fell through playing the Wii. What a night.

So i go up there last night too. They end up taking me to a "get together" where redhead's ex boyfriend was supposed to be. Apparently she wanted to make him jealous by taking me. I actually love being that guy. But he wasn't at the house..It was boring as hell, and she was acting funny. We then go back to the other girls house we were at the night before and played Wii. Redhead was still being shady. I was like WTF?

Today I talked to her. Come to find out, she was being shady because she thought I rejected her the night before when I wouldn't do anything with her. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought I did the right thing, but I don't know wtf to think. Fail.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

And god do I hate MMA wannabes.

There was one at that get together last night. I'm sure he could beat my ***. I think hes 2-1 in local fights. He wasn't an *** to me or anything, but he was an arrogant prick in general. Wearing a shirt a size too small, tapout cap on backwards, sitting at about 20% bodyfat thinking hes the shit. I don't see how he even won a fight as out of shape as he looks. There he sat, drinking beer, popping pills, smoking cigs talking about how he is gonna go far in MMA. His friend beat him in poker, and the dudes like "If i can knock you out in 3 punches I get what you won."

i wanted to ask him why he needed 3 punches considering he outweighed the other guy by 50 pounds.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

How do I get a free rapidshare account?

Been wondering the same thing recently.

I want to download a bunch of discographies and at 300MB per chunk, it's going to take a long time one piece at a time...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I predict thousands of youtube clips with those quotes.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Why the hell would you do something like that?

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I actually wouldn't mind a relationship with this girl is why.

There was a HOT blonde there that night too. Had it been her drunk and all over me...I'd be posting pics right now. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Pretty sure she was a senior in high school.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

i approve

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif she finally gets herself drunk enough to sleep with you and you blow it.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

my fish keep shitting in my ****ing tank

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I dunno if I want t go through the work to get that blue car running. It wouldn't start. Blown Head gasket guarenteed.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I dunno if I want t go through the work to get that blue car running. It wouldn't start. Blown Head gasket guarenteed.

thats why he wanted to give it back.