Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

my fish keep shitting in my ****ing tank

What do you expect them to do?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

my fish keep shitting in my ****ing tank

lol

What do you expect them to do?

To fuck.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

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I actually wouldn't mind a relationship with this girl is why.

There was a HOT blonde there that night too. Had it been her drunk and all over me...I'd be posting pics right now. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Pretty sure she was a senior in high school.

You are starting to piss me off. I took the time to give you advice, dam good advice. You ignore it and instead rely on your judgment. If I thought you knew what to do I would have never taken the time to set you straight.

So let me ask you a question. How is refusing to give this girl what she wants being nice to her?

I tell you what's gonna happen -- the same thing that happened last time. She is going to get tired of wasting time waiting on you and find the next guy who isn't hampered by some twisted concept about how to have a relationship with a girl.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif she finally gets herself drunk enough to sleep with you and you blow it.

Hey now. Had I known she thought I rejected her outright, I would have tried Saturday night.

my fish keep shitting in my ****ing tank

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You are starting to piss me off. I took the time to give you advice, dam good advice. You ignore it and instead rely on your judgment. If I thought you knew what to do I would have never taken the time to set you straight.
So let me ask you a question. How is refusing to give this girl what she wants being nice to her?

I tell you what's gonna happen -- the same thing that happened last time. She is going to get tired of wasting time waiting on you and find the next guy who isn't hampered by some twisted concept about how to have a relationship with a girl.

LOL!

True. I should have just PIIHB and she was drunk enough she prolly wouldn't have known. Shes been texting me a lot this afternoon.

i'm going to the NWTF (national wild turkey federation) national convention in Nashville next Sunday..So i'll probably end up hanging out with them again next weekend. I need to get my IDGAF in order, and do what you said.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

What do you expect them to do?

stop shitting everywhere.

lol

To fuck.

lol indeed.

and im not sure if they are gonna fuck now. The male nipped the shit out of the females fin. convict is trying to bully the other two fish too.

I thought they were going to breed though, they were burrowing and everything, guarding that corner. Now, he is keeping her hiding. oh well.

You are starting to piss me off. I took the time to give you advice, dam good advice. You ignore it and instead rely on your judgment. If I thought you knew what to do I would have never taken the time to set you straight.
So let me ask you a question. How is refusing to give this girl what she wants being nice to her?

I tell you what's gonna happen -- the same thing that happened last time. She is going to get tired of wasting time waiting on you and find the next guy who isn't hampered by some twisted concept about how to have a relationship with a girl.

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[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

and im not sure if they are gonna fuck now. The male nipped the shit out of the females fin. convict is trying to bully the other two fish too.

I thought they were going to breed though, they were burrowing and everything, guarding that corner. Now, he is keeping her hiding. oh well.

I'm sure they will. Maybe they are having relationship problems like DH.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

No shame in not having *** with girls that are shitfaced.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Talked to 2k last night, he's back in the dating game, and is back in school. Seems to be doing really well. I'm going to try to get him to come down to N.O. for the meet.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Valentines sucked, sorta. I went to see a midnight showing of Amélie with a couple of 20 year old chicks. At least it was something to do and I had arm candy.

Got a line on a job here at Ft Knox, my old boss is trying to get me something on post. Going up there on tuesday to have a meeting with him and another couple of departments. Might work out, who knows.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

No shame in not having *** with girls that are shitfaced.

Don't screw with my protege's head. Besides, there was another alternative. Nail her before she got that drunk.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I watched Street Kings tonight...was decent movie.

I have decided to come clean with the foreign girl...try to get her to slow down the emotion...try to get me to slow down with wanting to fvck.

My friend is going to look at the blue car tomorrow. Basically, half the engine will be taken apart. However, once complete the car will be almost brand new...unless there is blow by...the condition of those rings is crucial.

I have also decided to donate $1k to my friend's church.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

I pissed the woman off. I stuck her with the lease, took the furniture and bought a house. I think she is pissed.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I pissed the woman off. I stuck her with the lease, took the furniture and bought a house. I think she is pissed.

Who gives a fvck? She is probably fvcking someone new by now anyway.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

Who gives a fvck? She is probably fvcking someone new by now anyway.

No she is probably texting me but little does she know her number is blocked and I am not reading the texts she things she is spamming me with.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

No she is probably texting me but little does she know her number is blocked and I am not reading the texts she things she is spamming me with.

I am sure you already explained it, but why did you break up?