Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Oh wow, so you were practicing driving with your eyes closed. You were smashed.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Next time blindfold yourself and let the force take over. Or, you could cover your eyes, plug your ears and mouth and proceed ala Pinball Wizzard.

You gotta feel the road. You gotta let it live inside you.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I believe I have decoded the fundamental issue with DUI and how to avoid being arrested for such an offense. Consider what we know about eyesight. Depth perception is the resultant of two vectors, right and left eye. Cover one and then the other…and we create a decoded image in the mind known as depth.I was driving home quite drunk last night and observed a very odd occurance. The left and right lanes had a diverging point at the point of observation. Meaning at the upper left and right most points at the hood of my truck, the lines diverged. So I my mind is forced to guess which lines are “real” and which lines are “false” . Somehow, upon inebriation, the mind loses it’s ability to decode where the lanes “are”. So, I devised a test. I drove home partially with my left eye open and my right eye closed. Then I reversed. I believe strongly that by one closing the left eye and focusing one’s intent on the right line (which is continuous) one can effectively eliminate being caught under the influence. Although the information is partial, it is close enough such that one does not subject themselves to the weaving that causes many people to be pulled over for suspected DUI. Although the right lane is not “true” it is continous enough to cause the brain to follow it.

Cliffs: If driving home drunk…close the left eye and follow the right line. This should reduce the weaving associated with driving under the influence.

You're like this even when you're drunk...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif:crap://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I believe I have decoded the fundamental issue with DUI and how to avoid being arrested for such an offense. Consider what we know about eyesight. Depth perception is the resultant of two vectors, right and left eye. Cover one and then the other…and we create a decoded image in the mind known as depth.I was driving home quite drunk last night and observed a very odd occurance. The left and right lanes had a diverging point at the point of observation. Meaning at the upper left and right most points at the hood of my truck, the lines diverged. So I my mind is forced to guess which lines are “real” and which lines are “false” . Somehow, upon inebriation, the mind loses it’s ability to decode where the lanes “are”. So, I devised a test. I drove home partially with my left eye open and my right eye closed. Then I reversed. I believe strongly that by one closing the left eye and focusing one’s intent on the right line (which is continuous) one can effectively eliminate being caught under the influence. Although the information is partial, it is close enough such that one does not subject themselves to the weaving that causes many people to be pulled over for suspected DUI. Although the right lane is not “true” it is continous enough to cause the brain to follow it.

Cliffs: If driving home drunk…close the left eye and follow the right line. This should reduce the weaving associated with driving under the influence.

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[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Wtfz flipper

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5801910#post5801910
http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5801951#post5801951

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5801960#post5801960

That should sum it up fairly well. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Ouch. Good luck, once again.

Oddly enough, I slept with a girl that I know for a fact has been with at least 40 guys a while back and she was terrible in bed.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's a couple reasons why I hate going to dance clubs:
1)Cover charge

2)Absurdly loud music (my ears are still ringing)

3)The same beat the entire night

4)Over-abundance of ed hardy/afflication wearing guido wannabe assbags

5)Expensive drinks

I honestly don't know why some people go to these places. The only reason I went is because some of my friends were already there and I was bored.

I believe I have decoded the fundamental issue with DUI and how to avoid being arrested for such an offense. Consider what we know about eyesight. Depth perception is the resultant of two vectors, right and left eye. Cover one and then the other…and we create a decoded image in the mind known as depth.I was driving home quite drunk last night and observed a very odd occurance. The left and right lanes had a diverging point at the point of observation. Meaning at the upper left and right most points at the hood of my truck, the lines diverged. So I my mind is forced to guess which lines are “real” and which lines are “false” . Somehow, upon inebriation, the mind loses it’s ability to decode where the lanes “are”. So, I devised a test. I drove home partially with my left eye open and my right eye closed. Then I reversed. I believe strongly that by one closing the left eye and focusing one’s intent on the right line (which is continuous) one can effectively eliminate being caught under the influence. Although the information is partial, it is close enough such that one does not subject themselves to the weaving that causes many people to be pulled over for suspected DUI. Although the right lane is not “true” it is continous enough to cause the brain to follow it.

Cliffs: If driving home drunk…close the left eye and follow the right line. This should reduce the weaving associated with driving under the influence.

$2 for a drink here. Vodka + Sprite and 151 shots ($4) all night long. Just a $30 tab.

Oh wow, so you were practicing driving with your eyes closed. You were smashed.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

x2. LOL @ his post

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

$2 for a drink here. Vodka + Sprite and 151 shots ($4) all night long. Just a $30 tab.

A double Dewar's here is 9 bucks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

A double Dewar's here is 9 bucks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Geez. I'd go broke.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Yeah //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

State taxes are pretty high even from the ABC store...good ol' Communistwealth //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif Usually I just wait to go to NC to buy scotch.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Oh wow, so you were practicing driving with your eyes closed. You were smashed.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Next time blindfold yourself and let the force take over. Or, you could cover your eyes, plug your ears and mouth and proceed ala Pinball Wizzard.

Just one eye at a time.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Yeah //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
State taxes are pretty high even from the ABC store...good ol' Communistwealth //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif Usually I just wait to go to NC to buy scotch.

I usually go to the BX to avoid most taxes all together.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

This morning I still think what I said makes sense and has some value. However, not sure if it was quite the revelation I thought it was last night.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

No wonder I've never gotten a DUI... I put on my eye patch every time I drink.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

No wonder I've never gotten a DUI... I put on my eye patch every time I drink.

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum?

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

This morning I still think what I said makes sense and has some value. However, not sure if it was quite the revelation I thought it was last night.

My tolerance for risk isn't that high //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum?

Ha.

I wonder if covering an eye would work on a motorcycle...