Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Nothing, I just felt the need to post. BTW, my brother was in West Side Story in HS. Ironically, he got in a real fight on campus one night after practice. He knocked some mofo the fvck out. He was big into martial arts back then and he had this little trick where he would throw a couple of kicks low and slower than normal. When the guy took the bait and bent down to try to catch his leg, he teed off with a clean shot to the jaw.

That was your brother? Now I have a new reason to hate you.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

That was your brother? Now I have a new reason to hate you.

Hah, well if it helps any he used to kick my *** too.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Hah, well if it helps any he used to kick my *** too.

I doesn't really help all that much to be honest.

My brother didn't kick my ***, nor did anyone else in his chess club //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

That doesn't make it any less of a PITA. I'd rather play Xbox360 than wrench on that thing all the time

First time it broke since I bought it in April of '06

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

any of you guys play left for dead on 360?

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

any of you guys play left for dead on 360?

I did until my roomate sold his 360 and all of his games.

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

roommate pwned :-(

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Here's a couple reasons why I hate going to dance clubs:

1)Cover charge

2)Absurdly loud music (my ears are still ringing)

3)The same beat the entire night

4)Over-abundance of ed hardy/afflication wearing guido wannabe assbags

5)Expensive drinks

I honestly don't know why some people go to these places. The only reason I went is because some of my friends were already there and I was bored.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I believe I have decoded the fundamental issue with DUI and how to avoid being arrested for such an offense. Consider what we know about eyesight. Depth perception is the resultant of two vectors, right and left eye. Cover one and then the other…and we create a decoded image in the mind known as depth.

I was driving home quite drunk last night and observed a very odd occurance. The left and right lanes had a diverging point at the point of observation. Meaning at the upper left and right most points at the hood of my truck, the lines diverged. So I my mind is forced to guess which lines are “real” and which lines are “false” . Somehow, upon inebriation, the mind loses it’s ability to decode where the lanes “are”. So, I devised a test. I drove home partially with my left eye open and my right eye closed. Then I reversed. I believe strongly that by one closing the left eye and focusing one’s intent on the right line (which is continuous) one can effectively eliminate being caught under the influence. Although the information is partial, it is close enough such that one does not subject themselves to the weaving that causes many people to be pulled over for suspected DUI. Although the right lane is not “true” it is continous enough to cause the brain to follow it.

Cliffs: If driving home drunk…close the left eye and follow the right line. This should reduce the weaving associated with driving under the influence.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I believe I have decoded the fundamental issue with DUI and how to avoid being arrested for such an offense. Consider what we know about eyesight. Depth perception is the resultant of two vectors, right and left eye. Cover one and then the other…and we create a decoded image in the mind known as depth.I was driving home quite drunk last night and observed a very odd occurance. The left and right lanes had a diverging point at the point of observation. Meaning at the upper left and right most points at the hood of my truck, the lines diverged. So I my mind is forced to guess which lines are “real” and which lines are “false” . Somehow, upon inebriation, the mind loses it’s ability to decode where the lanes “are”. So, I devised a test. I drove home partially with my left eye open and my right eye closed. Then I reversed. I believe strongly that by one closing the left eye and focusing one’s intent on the right line (which is continuous) one can effectively eliminate being caught under the influence. Although the information is partial, it is close enough such that one does not subject themselves to the weaving that causes many people to be pulled over for suspected DUI. Although the right lane is not “true” it is continous enough to cause the brain to follow it.

Cliffs: If driving home drunk…close the left eye and follow the right line. This should reduce the weaving associated with driving under the influence.

Yeah, print that out... so it sounds great on paper.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, print that out... so it sounds great on paper.

That is why I posted it. Tomorrow it won't make a lick of sense nor matter.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

The point is I need a pub.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I believe I have decoded the fundamental issue with DUI and how to avoid being arrested for such an offense. Consider what we know about eyesight. Depth perception is the resultant of two vectors, right and left eye. Cover one and then the other…and we create a decoded image in the mind known as depth.I was driving home quite drunk last night and observed a very odd occurance. The left and right lanes had a diverging point at the point of observation. Meaning at the upper left and right most points at the hood of my truck, the lines diverged. So I my mind is forced to guess which lines are “real” and which lines are “false” . Somehow, upon inebriation, the mind loses it’s ability to decode where the lanes “are”. So, I devised a test. I drove home partially with my left eye open and my right eye closed. Then I reversed. I believe strongly that by one closing the left eye and focusing one’s intent on the right line (which is continuous) one can effectively eliminate being caught under the influence. Although the information is partial, it is close enough such that one does not subject themselves to the weaving that causes many people to be pulled over for suspected DUI. Although the right lane is not “true” it is continous enough to cause the brain to follow it.

Cliffs: If driving home drunk…close the left eye and follow the right line. This should reduce the weaving associated with driving under the influence.

No comment.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I believe I have decoded the fundamental issue with DUI and how to avoid being arrested for such an offense. Consider what we know about eyesight. Depth perception is the resultant of two vectors, right and left eye. Cover one and then the other…and we create a decoded image in the mind known as depth.I was driving home quite drunk last night and observed a very odd occurance. The left and right lanes had a diverging point at the point of observation. Meaning at the upper left and right most points at the hood of my truck, the lines diverged. So I my mind is forced to guess which lines are “real” and which lines are “false” . Somehow, upon inebriation, the mind loses it’s ability to decode where the lanes “are”. So, I devised a test. I drove home partially with my left eye open and my right eye closed. Then I reversed. I believe strongly that by one closing the left eye and focusing one’s intent on the right line (which is continuous) one can effectively eliminate being caught under the influence. Although the information is partial, it is close enough such that one does not subject themselves to the weaving that causes many people to be pulled over for suspected DUI. Although the right lane is not “true” it is continous enough to cause the brain to follow it.

Cliffs: If driving home drunk…close the left eye and follow the right line. This should reduce the weaving associated with driving under the influence.

Oh wow, so you were practicing driving with your eyes closed. You were smashed.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Next time blindfold yourself and let the force take over. Or, you could cover your eyes, plug your ears and mouth and proceed ala Pinball Wizzard.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

I believe I have decoded the fundamental issue with DUI and how to avoid being arrested for such an offense.

Yeah, call a cab //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif