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[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Chev -- did you get a coin when you where in the service?

Last night I forgot mine and it costed me a bit.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

yeah I got 3.

and away i go.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/02/05/One-night_stand_ends_with_carved_tattoos/UPI-22951233857128/

That's fucked up!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

DOES THE BARACK OBAMA COMMEMORATIVE COFFEE CUP FROM 7-ELEVEN SHOW SOMEONE FLIPPING THE BIRD???

Have you seen the new BARACK OBAMA commemorative coffee cups at 7-Eleven? If not, allow me to paint a picture for you . . .

--On the cup, there's a collage of pictures featuring Obama, the White House, the Capitol building . . . and a bunch of Obama supporters.

--Also, I may be mistaken, but it kind of looks like there's a guy in the background . . . who's FLIPPING THE BIRD.

(--For what it's worth, a spokeswoman for 7-Eleven swears the image was taken directly from Obama's website, and that the finger in question is NOT a middle finger, but an index finger that's, quote, "celebrating being number one".)

(KMGH News 7 - Denver)

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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0205091doll1.html

LOL

I bought a blow up doll once. I rode it around with me in the passenger seat. Put a cap on her and had her buckled in! I threw her up in a fan one night and she busted.

DOES THE BARACK OBAMA COMMEMORATIVE COFFEE CUP FROM 7-ELEVEN SHOW SOMEONE FLIPPING THE BIRD???

Have you seen the new BARACK OBAMA commemorative coffee cups at 7-Eleven? If not, allow me to paint a picture for you . . .

--On the cup, there's a collage of pictures featuring Obama, the White House, the Capitol building . . . and a bunch of Obama supporters.

--Also, I may be mistaken, but it kind of looks like there's a guy in the background . . . who's FLIPPING THE BIRD.

(--For what it's worth, a spokeswoman for 7-Eleven swears the image was taken directly from Obama's website, and that the finger in question is NOT a middle finger, but an index finger that's, quote, "celebrating being number one".)

(KMGH News 7 - Denver)

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Whats even funnier is the hand looks black!

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

sign of an old fart!

Should I recall the epiphany, I am not telling you.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://www.play-duck-hunt.com/?cid=300&gid=101&aid=754

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Should I recall the epiphany, I am not telling you.

You love to underline...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1450287/sheyla_hershey_owns_worlds_largest.html

Sheyla Hershey Owns World's Largest Breasts and Plans on More SurgeriesFebruary 05, 2009 by

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Is Sheyla Hershey Aiming to Become the Cindy Jackson of Breast Implants?

Sheyla Hershey sports the world's largest breast size at a 38KKK, but she is not yet done! Her website suggests that in December she will once again go under the knife to increase her implants from a

Sheyla Hershey Owns World's Largest Breasts and Plans on More Surgeries

mere 7,000 cc to a whopping 10,000 cc implant.

For the math challenged, this translates into 1.8 gallons of silicone currently contained in the world's largest *****. The planned December surgery would take Sheyla Hershey to lugging around 2.6 gallons of silicone on her chest.

Her website shows Sheyla Hershey relatively clad - heck, with a set of 38KKK she needs to read up on Shanika's advice on the "Top 10 Bikinis for Busty Women" -- but it is doubtful that even this maven of busty couture can point Ms. Hershey in the right direction for some fabric that would have the stretch to cover the world's largest breasts.

Sheyla Hershey is a self described 28 year young wife and mother, who has had 18 surgeries, speaks five languages, owns a Brazilian record label, and works as an actress. Ms. Hershey's MySpace page is a bit of a mixed bag; it praises her as an artist and proud mother, and credits her with enticing Brazilians (girls, we are left to assume) to veer away from having booty implants to getting booby implants instead.

It is interesting that her MySpace comments are all sugar and spice and everything nice, while her website commenters take her to task for going under the knife to the extent she has, and still plans to. Most commonly mentioned are the havoc her breast augmentation is likely causing in her son's life, and then there are the facts that these breast implants are just, well, plain unnatural.

Here is what I want to know: what plastic surgeon is going to welcome Ms. Hershey into his office and then work with her to plot her two gallon silicone enhancement? The Daily Star suggests that physicians in the US have refused to operate further, but a Brazilian doctor did her last surgery and will undoubtedly also perform the next one.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

You love to underline...

I do. I really don't know how to post pics or gifs, so underlining it is for me.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

db, that doesnt look like the lady from manswers.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I know when I post here its typically always negative or depressing. But, I've really been trying to shake it for the past few months. I guess i just don't have any other outlet to ever vent.
What do any of you that actually get depressed do to shake it?

I don't get depressed. Human emotions are not possible for me to have.

My solution is to not get depressed in the first place. I f I do, then I call upon people like SM to tell me what a pussy I am being.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I wouldn't mind spending some time at that site.

Iam, would you mind setting up an account for me over there?

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yeah you had one, i think. dont remember what it was. you didnt have any posts on it at first, then you never went back. then you went and posted a few times, then that was it.

That was Tappin and Toasted you're thinking of I think.

All you CT feglets need to PM me your number for texting purposes.
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Sorry. My PMs are full.

also need goobs #

336.648.2278

has he posted since he was going to visit with her on the topic?

Nope. I think he's in jail on murder charges.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

do you all really want my number? Or should I expect gay phone *** calls if I do ? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

do you all really want my number? Or should I expect gay phone *** calls if I do ? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

When someone post their number I just add it to my Outlook contacts.

The only person I've ever harrassed is Goob. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif