Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

come on, I know you'd rock that bat mobile and bike!

Of course I would, but I wouldn't lie to the entire world and pretend to be batman.

Wait, I probably would.

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

I prefer the Michael Keaton Batmobile better. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

i loved it.

his voice is supposed to be goofy, that way nobody recognizes him. gosh.

T is for troll.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

M is for mistaken.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

M is for mistaken.

L is for lies.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

I don't think I will ever own a home. I love my apartment. $505 a month, gas and water included, no property tax, no upkeep, no mowing lawns or shoveling snow, and great location.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I met this girl at a pub last night, we hit it off and she invited me back to hers for a night of ***. She asked me if I was into anything kinky, and I said yes. So she slipped into a spandex catsuit with nipple-tassels, got her whip out of the cupboard, and stuck a lubricated vibrator up her ***. Finally, she got me to handcuff her to the bed.

Lustfully, and full of alcohol, she looked up to me and said, "Okay, now fuck me!"

So I left. No need for that kind of language.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I see, likely an AE then. If the local cops don't seem interested the Attorney General's office might be.

craziness. good luck with that.
definitely an AE.

AEs be causin shit everywhere.

Well, I like my first 2 professors. So far so good I guess then.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Sucks. I jsut got my first sewage bill and they are billing me for time prior to my purchase. Dats some bullshit right there.


Yes I was. Trendsetter I am.

sucks. they tried to do that with the electric here. But instead I have to pay a deposit, and the budget billing would have been $487....for a 2 bedroom apt. fuk that noise

She gets ***** in several of her movies. I'd hit it!

she looks like she is decomposing, like that disease. I forget

I met this girl at a pub last night, we hit it off and she invited me back to hers for a night of ***. She asked me if I was into anything kinky, and I said yes. So she slipped into a spandex catsuit with nipple-tassels, got her whip out of the cupboard, and stuck a lubricated vibrator up her ***. Finally, she got me to handcuff her to the bed.
Lustfully, and full of alcohol, she looked up to me and said, "Okay, now fuck me!"

So I left. No need for that kind of language.

nice

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

I see, likely an AE then. .

indeed an AE. best AE i've ever seen.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

I just quit my job today. I couldn't take it anymore. I guess im getting to the age where my mental health > a job in a little cubicle doing nothing all day but starying at the ceiling.

Plus, I worked in a office ran by women. I realized that i'd never get ahead anyways. So fuck it.

But I'll make plenty on unemployment so i'll be quite ok. 60% of 57,600 still isnt so bad.

Im going to go home tomorrow and do some much needed yardwork. I'm feeling quite zen.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

I just quit my job today. I couldn't take it anymore. I guess im getting to the age where my mental health > a job in a little cubicle doing nothing all day but starying at the ceiling.Plus, I worked in a office ran by women. I realized that i'd never get ahead anyways. So fuck it.

But I'll make plenty on unemployment so i'll be quite ok. 60% of 57,600 still isnt so bad.

Im going to go home tomorrow and do some much needed yardwork. I'm feeling quite zen.

hmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Uncle Ruckus 10+ year member]

Economically, yeah, bad choice...but even economists account for non financial benefit gained from otherwise 'irrational' decisions.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Bad choice IMO.

How so? because I dont want to go to work all day and not do my job? Have you seen my poast count lately - since ive worked there its substantially increased.... now why is that ? Nothing to do all day.

Im at my wits end. I lost my gf because of this job. I almost lost my mind. If you value money more then your sanity then that's your business.

I'll get something else soon. I always do. However, I have one mind, and id rather not loose it.

Plus the chicks at work were setting me up. In my department, there was a man Major who didnt like the control of the women there and the drama they bring. The DAY he leaves for Afghanistan, they call me and start accusing me of shit. I know when shit is getting bad by now in my life. I can smell what's comming, so why avoid it ....just leave on my terms not theirs.

And i'll always have a GS-11 designation....they cant ever take that away from me.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I just quit my job today. I couldn't take it anymore. I guess im getting to the age where my mental health > a job in a little cubicle doing nothing all day but starying at the ceiling.Plus, I worked in a office ran by women. I realized that i'd never get ahead anyways. So fuck it.

But I'll make plenty on unemployment so i'll be quite ok. 60% of 57,600 still isnt so bad.

Im going to go home tomorrow and do some much needed yardwork. I'm feeling quite zen.

How are you going to get unemployment if you quit?

Did they agree not to contest the unemployment?