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[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

My g/f's dad is a douchebag.

Guy lives in Texas, neglected her most of her life, and now is on this whole Jesus thing, apparently he's reborn. She's not religious at all. He always sends her these religious chain emails and all this mumbo-jumbo. Always talks of God and Jesus on the phone.

Says he's sending her something for Xmas that she'll really like. She gets the package last night...it's a fucking bible.

I'm tempted to take a dump in it and send it back.

*******.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

My g/f's dad is a douchebag.
Guy lives in Texas, neglected her most of her life, and now is on this whole Jesus thing, apparently he's reborn. She's not religious at all. He always sends her these religious chain emails and all this mumbo-jumbo. Always talks of God and Jesus on the phone.

Says he's sending her something for Xmas that she'll really like. She gets the package last night...it's a fucking bible.

I'm tempted to take a dump in it and send it back.

*******.

Stop answering phone, delete emails, do not open mail.

Problem eliminated.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Stop answering phone, delete emails, do not open mail.

Problem eliminated.

She deletes the mail now.

But they still talk on the phone. He just talks about the Church half of the time. She doesn't have it in her to tell him he's an *******.

He was never around when she was a kid, and he had the balls to tell her on the phone a few weeks ago he's teaching a class in Church on good parenting, and commented, "I was a good father, right?" She doesn't have it in her to tell him he's a piece of shit, but I'm getting close to grabbing the phone from her and telling him Jesus is fake.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

She deletes the mail now.
But they still talk on the phone. He just talks about the Church half of the time. She doesn't have it in her to tell him he's an *******.

You do. Take the phone from her, say it, then give the phone back.

Then when you decide to get married, don't ask him for his permission. That will really boil his catholic ***.

He was never around when she was a kid, and he had the balls to tell her on the phone a few weeks ago he's teaching a class in Church on good parenting, and commented, "I was a good father, right?" She doesn't have it in her to tell him he's a piece of shit, but I'm getting close to grabbing the phone from her and telling him Jesus is fake.

LAWLZ. That would work too.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

He's going to find the only hayshin up north, settle down, and breed like a rabbit.

Breakfast is overrated.

Just read the NNthread. Doesn't really suprise me. In the ghetto, when you lose a soldier, you take it out on yourself.

if its haitian, he will grow up to be rick ross then.....

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

and yeah, you should go get some tvs and shit BB.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

if its haitian, he will grow up to be rick ross then.....

Not haitian. Hayshin. Like this.

and yeah, you should go get some tvs and shit BB.

I shall be. I'm waiting for all of the money to arrive.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

x2
I hate that. I don't think I can handle a child. I don't they could understand why someone would skip meal so they don't pay interest.

I'm not responsible enough to care for something else.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

And I don't like to share.

 

[MoTs Wife 10+ year member]

I would say just have her ignore his calls... I had a simular issue with my biological father and he got the clue..... We don't talk anymore and it's better that way.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

My cat is about the extent.

Cats don't count. They take care of themselves.

Not sure if I'd spend tax refund $ on TVs, but that is just me.

3 TV's and 18"tile flooring throught the entire downstairs to be exact.

Pay off your credit debt and then you'll have nothing to spend it on either.

Oh, and I just heard that the $7500 will be paid back to the gooberment in $500 increments each year following. Dat true?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Not haitian. Hayshin. Like this.

I shall be. I'm waiting for all of the money to arrive.

why hayshin? And dam, id marry that.

No, just go get one for free in the riots.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

why hayshin?

wait for it............

And dam, id marry that.

That's why. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

No, just go get one for free in the riots.

Ahhh. I see where you were going with that. No thanks. I don't go to the ghetto, and I hate SoCal enough to pass on this opportunity.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

You do. Take the phone from her, say it, then give the phone back.
Then when you decide to get married, don't ask him for his permission. That will really boil his catholic ***.

LAWLZ. That would work too.

I have no intentions of asking him dick. He lives in Texas, and doesn't do shit for her but call every once in a while and maybe give her money every few months. Her mother loves me and is bugging us to get married, so I'm good there. We're not getting married in a Church either, I hope he enjoys that one too.

I would say just have her ignore his calls... I had a simular issue with my biological father and he got the clue..... We don't talk anymore and it's better that way.

She gets along with him though, it's just the Jesus crap she has to deal with. She has two little half brothers too, and he's brainwashed them. On the Christmas card she got from them, one of them drew a picture of a bible and referenced God in his little note to her.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I have no intentions of asking him dick. He lives in Texas, and doesn't do shit for her but call every once in a while and maybe give her money every few months. Her mother loves me and is bugging us to get married, so I'm good there. We're not getting married in a Church either, I hope he enjoys that one too.

WIN!

She gets along with him though, it's just the Jesus crap she has to deal with. She has two little half brothers too, and he's brainwashed them. On the Christmas card she got from them, one of them drew a picture of a bible and referenced God in his little note to her.

Holy Shit. I just realized that wasn't MoT. lawl