Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

this girl is trying to convince me that calamari is a drink. she is sure it is....why? because she heard in it a Ne-yo song....

I looked up the song, she heard the lyrics wrong. She wont admit it though. I keep asking what the drink tastes like. Im not going to tell her the real lyrics.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

You haven't seen the car. lol

Well you said $2500 then in the same sentence negotiated yourself to $2000. I'd be more inclined to offer you $1700-1800 instead of maybe $2100-2200.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I am surprised CT did not pick up on my trolling. The Asian I posted was actually 2kchevy's friend.

I dont think 2k told everyone. He text me and told me thats who it was though, cuz he showed me the pic before.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Can be more expensive than an injury, losing job, etc.

Agreed, im not poking fun at all.

I can see this clearly since my GF and I broke up. She has always been financially unstable (going thru jobs every 3 months) and not being able to pay bills or gas, or pay for her horse boarding....so i'd always help her out. Now that we've split, I find that I have almost $250 more a month now and 1/16 the stress.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Well you said $2500 then in the same sentence negotiated yourself to $2000. I'd be more inclined to offer you $1700-1800 instead of maybe $2100-2200.

id offer $700 shipped.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

I dunno flip, I could get a hooker for less than $250 a month and still be cost effective.

Besides, I had the same live in GF for almost 2 years, perhaps its time for a new flavor anyways.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

The hooker carries risk of going to jail, beat up, etc.
Unless you fly out to Nevada.

Good point.. well, I do work in a hospital now full of cute nurses... definately a target rich enviroment. And they have jobs that last more than 3 months //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

What does it say?

Well I'm sorry I want to attend Your pity party I rather go Have Calamari, And maybe a drink

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Well I'm sorry I want to attend Your pity party I rather go Have Calamari, And maybe a drink

A Calamari drink conjours up thoughts of like....puree squid, vodka, and ice //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

she thinks its "id rather go drink calamari"

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

A Calamari drink conjours up thoughts of like....puree squid, vodka, and ice //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

kinda liek a bacon martini?

*** > masturbating.

At least I am #2. She comes over from time to time when needing some penis. Apparently, the guy she's dating doesn't do it for her.

I could sell it for scrap metal and get more.

but you wouldnt feel good about giving me a deal.

so he doesnt do it for her, but you do. Interesting. Maybe the emotional connection isnt there?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

No, she complains he is too small.
I nut too fast; he is too small. She can't win.

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED!!!!!!!!..................

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

I nut too fast; he is too small. She can't win.

Sounds like she needs battery operated help on that one.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Captain Plan-it?