Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Plus that Dirty Martini will make your wiggler *** look so sophisticated lol

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

I'm wearing a suit and tie today. Fuckin sucks ***. I hate this shit.

i have never even owned a suit. i will not cave to tha man. thats just how i roll.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

I think I may break up with woman. I think she is bringing me down financially. She does make more money then me though. I wish I could develop a financial equation that factors in the cost and benefits of living with this woman vs. on my own. I would somehow need to assign a value to ****** intercourse.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Plus that Dirty Martini will make your wiggler *** look so sophisticated lol

is it even possible to look sophisticated in a country bar?

 

[mokedaddy 5,000+ posts]

I think flip already has that equation somewhere although your values will be different im sure.

 

[mokedaddy 5,000+ posts]

is it even possible to look sophisticated in a country bar?

You have to rock the stetson hat and gator boots. Its the only way....

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I think I may break up with woman. I think she is bringing me down financially. She does make more money then me though. I wish I could develop a financial equation that factors in the cost and benefits of living with this woman vs. on my own. I would somehow need to assign a value to ****** intercourse.

YOU CAN MAKE UP THE DEFICIT FOR HER INCOME VS YOURS VERY EASY.

CHARGE HER FOR ***.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I think I may break up with woman. I think she is bringing me down financially. She does make more money then me though. I wish I could develop a financial equation that factors in the cost and benefits of living with this woman vs. on my own. I would somehow need to assign a value to ****** intercourse.

Ask flip.

is it even possible to look sophisticated in a country bar?

No. It was sarcasm.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

oops capslock. lol

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

Ask flip.

No. It was sarcasm.

I am asking him. I'm waiting for him to come along with the equation. i'm sure birth control has to be factored in as a fixed cost, and she may join the United Prostitutes.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I am asking him. I'm waiting for him to come along with the equation. i'm sure birth control has to be factored in as a fixed cost, and she may join the United Prostitutes.

I am pretty sure he has very little value for *** in his equation though, so you may need to double his figure there.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

My uncle went out and bought a new Impala. he just retired from GM and I asked him why he did it, and he said he'd be ****ed if GM went out anyways so he might as well buy it while he has credit and let them repo it if GM goes under //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

There is only one fast acting drink I can recommend. Most mixes are just as slow as beer. If you like the taste of green olives then a dirty martini straight up is the fastest method. If they have ketel one vodka have them use that or stoli. Most won't have really good vodkas like Titos or Chopin, but I wouldn't use those for dirties anyway. I drink them just chilled with nothing.
If you don't like olives then I have no fast recommendation besides guzzling any liquor on the rocks lol.

Do0d it is a country bar. It would be lucky if they had anything other than Bud Light.

i have never even owned a suit. i will not cave to tha man. thats just how i roll.

Suits are sometimes required in the world of big ballin when you actually are tha man. 364 days out of the year I wear jeans to the office, however today we took pix for our website so I had to dress the part.

I am pretty sure he has very little value for *** in his equation though, so you may need to double his figure there.

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[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

My uncle went out and bought a new Impala. he just retired from GM and I asked him why he did it, and he said he'd be ****ed if GM went out anyways so he might as well buy it while he has credit and let them repo it if GM goes under //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

My dad just bought a new Sierra because they are practically giving them away lol.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

i want some lobster or shrimp.

Baller

I like your mom.

Is she single? Pix?

Prolly wouldn't work out too well. My dad makes me look small.

Kmart has turned it around since filing bankruptcy. Kmart is profitable //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

This is true.