Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.

Sounds like a fine mornin.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

She must have small hands //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.

OH WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

OH WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP!

You're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I can't wait until you fall asleep. I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Boats and hoes.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

One day my father just said, "Goddamn it, you're seventeen, stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job!"

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, go

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

obama has been asking bush where all the good blowjob spots are.

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, go

I dont have a wife...But Id fvck Walters, kill Opera, and marry no one //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I haven't seen it yet.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

obama has been asking bush where all the good blowjob spots are.

Don't you think he's asking the wrong person?