Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

and id fuk the shit out of her thick ***.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I have two large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

Duh? ......

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?

I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my *** and a car hit me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Not insecure in the upper most layer, but I feel unaccepted, and it's human nature to want to feel accepted by someone or some group.

I could give a shit either way and I only have 1 layer.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Yes, dev. I'd knock the bottom out of it.

 

[schrummy 10+ year member]

and what layer is that iamdeman

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I'm guessing you consider a girl who approaches you to talk to you "hitting on you"

LAWL. I remember i had that train of thought in early high school. Twas a sad time.

WYHI?
i hope these pics work.

Oh yes. They work. I believe you posted them for me.

That is the definition of thickness is business.. I love the little cute stomach..and tan skin...and large boobies...yum..

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Corey...

Thick chick is smokin.

You should saddle up and make that one your wife.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

LAWL. I remember i had that train of thought in early high school. Twas a sad time.


Oh yes. They work. I believe you posted them for me.

That is the definition of thickness is business.. I love the little cute stomach..and tan skin...and large boobies...yum..

hahaha I knew you would like that. But yeah that ***

Corey...
Thick chick is smokin.

You should saddle up and make that one your wife.

pump the brakes.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

besides I dont even know her.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

hahaha I knew you would like that. But yeah that ***

pump the brakes.

pretty much the response I was expecting.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

You gotta understand, I grew up a very sad, fat, loser through high school. My dad never taught me shit. I'm not naturally good at talking to people. What I am naturally good at is analyzing shit and picking it apart. Even here on the forum, I dissect how someone like SpiderMonkey is able to keep a whole forum board captivated. It's quite amazing really.
So when it comes to girls, what do I do? I watch my friends pick up girls. I watch them with their girlfriends. I see what works and doesn't work. And I piece it all together, much like a puzzle. Every thing I say to women is just a piece of the puzzle, put in place accordingly.

I'm going to make one point that I very strongly believe in. The more you try to analyze women like you do, the more socially awkward you're going to make yourself.

Not insecure in the upper most layer, but I feel unaccepted, and it's human nature to want to feel accepted by someone or some group.

I suppose. You really need to figure who you are first. Blending into the crowd isn't any way to live your life.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

oh wow. i like. wouldn't want to be there in 5 years though. or after she has a kid. whichever comes first.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

I'm going to make one point that I very strongly believe in. The more you try to analyze women like you do, the more socially awkward you're going to make yourself.

agreed.

TB....you say you dont follow that RSD bullshit. Maybe, maybe not, but the shit you spew forth here sounds just like a thread off that site.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

oh wow. i like. wouldn't want to be there in 5 years though. or after she has a kid. whichever comes first.

I would. I'd whip(literally) that shit into even better shape.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I would. I'd whip(literally) that shit into even better shape.

man..........

she wouldnt be able to keep my dick out of her.