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[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Phil what is some advice for pickin up womenz at clubs i'd like to hear that from you cuz i might try it this saturday night.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Phil what is some advice for pickin up womenz at clubs i'd like to hear that from you cuz i might try it this saturday night.

Pour your drink on their head and laugh. Then say "just kidding." And then give them some money. And then apologize. Apologize for giving them too much money and take it back. And then pull down your pants and do the helicopter with your wiener. Let me know if this works or not.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Well.. not lately. But in the past.

I have a question for you. This morning I stepped off of a curb. I did not realize that the pavement had a dip in it to allow for drainage, and I ended up rolling my foot and it hurt very much. Now it typically doesn't hurt when I walk but every now and then I put pressure on it wrong and I get a very sharp pain.

Will I be okay?

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Phil what is some advice for pickin up womenz at clubs i'd like to hear that from you cuz i might try it this saturday night.

Keep buying a girl drinks till she passes out. Take her home.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Pour your drink on their head and laugh. Then say "just kidding." And then give them some money. And then apologize. Apologize for giving them too much money and take it back. And then pull down your pants and do the helicopter with your wiener. Let me know if this works or not.

Funny you should mention that:

http://www.rsdnation.com/showthread.php?t=30449

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Phil what is some advice for pickin up womenz at clubs i'd like to hear that from you cuz i might try it this saturday night.

Preston recommends roofies. IDK where to get them though. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I have a question for you. This morning I stepped off of a curb. I did not realize that the pavement had a dip in it to allow for drainage, and I ended up rolling my foot and it hurt very much. Now it typically doesn't hurt when I walk but every now and then I put pressure on it wrong and I get a very sharp pain.
Will I be okay?

Sounds like a sprain to me. Once the ligaments heal you should be alright.

Keep buying a girl drinks till she passes out. Take her home.

I always wondered how you were able to find a mating partner.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Pour your drink on their head and laugh. Then say "just kidding." And then give them some money. And then apologize. Apologize for giving them too much money and take it back. And then pull down your pants and do the helicopter with your wiener. Let me know if this works or not.

the drink part might work idk bout the helicopter part. fuck that.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Never been to a club in my life

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Preston recommends roofies. IDK where to get them though. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

i have no idea where i can find them in my state.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Phil what is some advice for pickin up womenz at clubs i'd like to hear that from you cuz i might try it this saturday night.

Oh sorry, I didn't see the post. Apparently the thing to do according to RSD is to approach a woman at least a dozen women. You walk up and start talking about something, it doesn't matter what. Then you insult them on purpose to demonstrate active disinterest. Then tell them a story. Then you makeout with them.

Or, the opther school of thought is you walk around grabbing women's faces and sticking your tounge down their throats.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

You said that you have been doing better with women. I asked how could you possibly not given all the advice that is available here.
It was a comment on this thread, not a slight against you.

ahhhhh. Yeah. I feel kind of bad about the first girl that I hooked up with though because I just kind of dropped her. I'm not the type to just do that but I did. I can tell she really wants something too because she texts me all the time and then if I respond she calls. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

sighs. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Oh sorry, I didn't see the post. Apparently the thing to do according to RSD is to approach a woman at least a dozen women. You walk up and start talking about something, it doesn't matter what. Then you insult them on purpose to demonstrate active disinterest. Then tell them a story. Then you makeout with them.
Or, the opther school of thought is you walk around grabbing women's faces and sticking your tounge down their throats.

hmm...should i be drunk or sober when i approach them?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Sounds like a sprain to me. Once the ligaments heal you should be alright.

What sucks is that I had just started runing again. Now I hurt my ankle walking out of a store..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

This thread is getting worse then high school. It's like I stumbled across MTV's TRL online.