Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Try telling a woman you dont believe in phones. That always gets an interesting look.

lmfao //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Wow.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Try telling a woman you dont believe in phones. That always gets an interesting look.

The vegan girl doesnt have a cell phone. I thought that was pretty interesting.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Try telling a woman you dont believe in phones. That always gets an interesting look.

I know I didn't believe you when your first told me that

When i was 16 this girl i was with would always tell me how she wanted me to finish inside of her. Wanted to feel it inside of her (probably just wanted to feel something inside of her, anything) and would not relent until i had. Since i was on all sorts of weird *** meds this was not an option, so when i was done with it i would just tell her i had. That was the cycle for the period we were together.

Eventually i broke it off, and months passed. She did not take it well, told me that her friends had started noticing her getting bigger. I forget what exactly my response was, i believe it may have been "you need to get your thyroid checked, i'm worried about you."

Locked the door behind a chick after she went to go get a smoke the following morning one time. Think we talked about that.

Yeah, i've done that a time or two.

Haha, nope I don't think you told me about that girl going out to get a smoke unless it was when I was on the verge of a coma at ihop.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

The vegan girl doesnt have a cell phone. I thought that was pretty interesting.

Neither does Eugene.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Neither does Eugene.

He used to though.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

james and i had quite the drunken banter about this very subject.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Apparently I'm only allowed three classes a semester.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Brilliance! Thats what i am currently trying to obtain.
on where?

myspace/facebook

What? About what? I hate writing.

women and how you should handle each situation.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

wow....I think the azn might actually like me. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, what to do what to do.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

myspace/facebook


women and how you should handle each situation.

hahaha no Iamdeman should write a book. Ill just give my $.04 every once in a while.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

james and i had quite the drunken banter about this very subject.

Oooooh yeah... is there any way to look at past conversations on that thing

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

wow....I think the azn might actually like me. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, what to do what to do.

penis goes where?

Dev is my hero. I wish I could be like him.

nah.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Life is much more simple without a phone. When i did have one i would never play that number game bullshit that women try to do when you first meet them. If it got to where they were offering me their number i would say, no take mine and call me. For two reasons, it showed them who was boss with the slight hint of oppression, and it allowed me an easy out for if i forgot their name... which i always do... "hey, can you put your name and number in my phone for me?"

"thanks, steve"

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

james and i had quite the drunken banter about this very subject.

so why dont you have one anymore. I forgot the vegan's reason, but she hasnt had one in a long time. And she is weird anyway.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

wow....I think the azn might actually like me. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, what to do what to do.

Show no interest.

Ah I figured it out. Sweet.