Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

My list is currently as follows:
#1: Natural Redhead that is an 8+ (I like the real Irish part though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif)

#2: Cute chick while stoned

#3: half white/half black chick

Mang, taste them all.

While you are there you need to sample everything. Even the fatties. You gotta do one just to know (and you don't have to tell anyone either).

Once you've had them all, then you decide which one you like and go get it.

P.S. Natural Redheads all come from Ireland. You should think about relocating. lol

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Mang, taste them all.
While you are there you need to sample everything. Even the fatties. You gotta do one just to know (and you don't have to tell anyone either).

Once you've had them all, then you decide which one you like and go get it.

P.S. Natural Redheads all come from Ireland. You should think about relocating. lol

You act like I haven't been dreaming of this since my balls dropped in middle school.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I've always felt the same vibe. I've NEVER liked the idea of running more than just a single wingman ONLY when necessary.
Also, group dates are horrible first dates. Especially when you two are mutual friends of the other couple that has been dating MUCH longer.

Brah, stop thinking about dates or anything called by that name.

The whole word 'date' is ****.

Ask a girl out for some time, or say that you want to kick it, shit say anything but DATE.

That is another lesson. Consider it free advice. The word DATE is pre-1990 and it is going to give the whole situation bad Karma.

You don't even want to know what I'm saying to women these days. LOL

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Brah, stop thinking about dates or anything called by that name.
The whole word 'date' is ****.

Ask a girl out for some time, or say that you want to kick it, shit say anything but DATE.

That is another lesson. Consider it free advice. The word DATE is pre-1990 and it is going to give the whole situation bad Karma.

You don't even want to know what I'm saying to women these days. LOL

I actually have never mentioned the word date to a women. As soon as you say 'date', it's all over in their mind. They have control of the situation because they know exactly how you feel about them.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

You act like I haven't been dreaming of this since my balls dropped in middle school.

You pick the time, and I'll be there with plane ticket in hand.

I still have a long list of fsks that I need to accomplish.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I actually have never mentioned the word date to a women. As soon as you say 'date', it's all over in their mind. They have control of the situation because they know exactly how you feel about them.

See? You have game. What the hell are you worried about? Call that hotness that you MIGHT like, up tomorrow and TELL HER that she's taking you to lunch.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Go somewhere cheap though. kekekeke

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

See? You have game. What the hell are you worried about? Call that hotness that you MIGHT like, up tomorrow and TELL HER that she's taking you to lunch.

I know I have game.

But like I said, I don't really like this chick that much to be honest, I just hate failing. I don't wanna go out of my way at this point.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I had a few chicks that ended up in the 'freind zone' due to getting high and dropping my game. I started making *****es put up $5 if they want to smoke, to be honest I looked like a cheap **** to many but it really helped weed out the moochers and those just looking to tease my balls making me think I was getting some play.
In fact now that I think about it my wife actually threw $5 in the first time we met.

Here is my suggestion, next time you ask a chick 'out' like as in get something to eat and go back to her house then I go by the rule of I wait until the drive home from Mickey D's. If she's not blowin' me over the gear shift by the time we're curbside at her place it's over. I just open up the door and shove her out at that point. Don't even come to a complete stop first....

Now that seems like excessive expectations.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I had a few chicks that ended up in the 'freind zone' due to getting high and dropping my game. I started making *****es put up $5 if they want to smoke, to be honest I looked like a cheap **** to many but it really helped weed out the moochers and those just looking to tease my balls making me think I was getting some play.
In fact now that I think about it my wife actually threw $5 in the first time we met.

See Tiger? ^^ He's straight ballin.

Here is my suggestion, next time you ask a chick 'out' like as in get something to eat and go back to her house then I go by the rule of I wait until the drive home from Mickey D's. If she's not blowin' me over the gear shift by the time we're curbside at her place it's over. I just open up the door and shove her out at that point. Don't even come to a complete stop first....

LMAO!

I know I have game.
But like I said, I don't really like this chick that much to be honest, I just hate failing. I don't wanna go out of my way at this point.

Failing at anything will hit me harder than anything in life. I feel you mang. I have failed at some things that would make mortal men kill themselves. But I'm not mortal, I you shouldn't think of yourself as such. You have not even had the best years of your life yet. Go out and rock it mang. Seriously.

At your age, you're invincible. Remember that (until you get in your 40's).

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I've already set my next mark and got the pregame spit. Just waiting for her response now.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I see a playa!!!

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I see a playa!!!

Go like this. Girl randomly messages me after months of not seeing her. I think she's always kinda been interested in me, but not 100% sure. She sees I've lost a ton of weight and shaved my head since she's last seen me. Message is:

"I like the new look. How has your summer been?"

I message her back with

"Why thank you! Summer's been just fine. I do feel bad that I missed wishing you a happy birthday though."

Her birthday was yesterday. Didn't really miss it per say, but it's the only avenue I left her to comment back on. Hoping she says something like "It's not that big of a deal, etc, etc"

Then I come in with "No, let me make it up to you. Let's do lunch/dinner tonight!"

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Hahahahahha. Good Luck tiger "GO GET EM BOY!"

My drunk *** ****** room mate is the only one who could hang with me tonight. And i feel bad. My ex room mate who has been interning the past 6 months was talking about how he drank every night of the week. I was pacing myself to not to keep to f*cked up and not be able to chill wit him. Well th eopposite happened. Our best friend starts PUKING in the middle of the bar at 11:40 and I say "Fk it" and walk outside acting like i don'tknow him. 12:00 rolls around and we go back in and hes gone, (not to mention he was our DD) luckily my friend took him home. He also ended up taking us home after my friend who can drink oh so much puked IN THE FKING BATHROOM!

So i have been chilling/drinking/talking to my new black room mate the past hour and half cause hes the only mofo who can understand me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

go figures.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i'm glad someone knows so much about loans. thank you BB.