Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I'm trying to figure out where I fucked up though. For peace of mind and future knowledge. She totally wanted the cawk at first.
My assumption is that getting stoned with her was the problem. I pretty much forgot how to lay my game down.

Brah. Let me try again.

All she wanted to do was get high. She teased you with that, "I want the cawk" part so she could get lit. You don't ever get your jock off AFTER you get your smoke off (unless it is a ho) or a steady **** buddy. You got played homey. That is the reality of it. If you get a next time, make the smokey-smokey part the dessert, not the appetizer.

You dig?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Brah. Let me try again.
All she wanted to do was get high. She teased you with that, "I want the cawk" part so she could get lit. You don't ever get your jock off AFTER you get your smoke off (unless it is a ho) or a steady **** buddy. You got played homey. That is the reality of it. If you get a next time, make the smokey-smokey part the dessert, not the appetizer.

You dig?

I can live with this. At least it was her smoke //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

So you liked to get lit when you were in college too, huh?

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I can live with this. At least it was her smoke //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Yea but that shit is like tea. It is easy to get. Next time if there is a next time, don't be so easy mang. Get a little tuff and say, "Hey let's moke this later chika."

Seriously-

She'll see that 'control' side of you.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Yea but that shit is like tea. It is easy to get. Next time if there is a next time, don't be so easy mang. Get a little tuff and say, "Hey let's moke this later chika."
Seriously-

She'll see that 'control' side of you.

I totally see what you're saying now. Will definitely keep this in mind from now on.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

So you liked to get lit when you were in college too, huh?

Brah, I've been lit more times than a Bic™ lighter, but I don't enjoy the high. It puts me to sleep. I knowz the ladyz though. That is fo-sho.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I totally see what you're saying now. Will definitely keep this in mind from now on.

You can learn from other people's mistakes/experiences or repeat the process. I'm glad to see that you are a smarter of the two options.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I still want to find a chick that'll get lit then fuck. Just wanna try it out once.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

You can learn from other people's mistakes/experiences or repeat the process. I'm glad to see that you are a smarter of the two options.

I fancy myself a smarter person. I'm just the only friend in my group that will go near chicks who smoke pot, so I was flying solo on this one. As I just mentioned, I want to fulfill the previously stated goal and thought this chick was game.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I still want to find a chick that'll get lit then fuck. Just wanna try it out once.

Mang,

You're in college.

You're going to bang moar broads lit than anything else. You just need to two things.

#1- Keep you room clean and hide the 'shiz'.

#2 - play it cool.

Oh, and for me, #3 bag a red head (a real Irish one) because that is still on my list of "to-do's".

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

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[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I fancy myself a smarter person. I'm just the only friend in my group that will go near chicks who smoke pot, so I was flying solo on this one. As I just mentioned, I want to fulfill the previously stated goal and thought this chick was game.

Awesome. Rock the solo game. THAT is how you score.

Much props.

When I was in college, I never scored more running the solo than I did the group deal. Groups just intimidate the womens.

You gotta get 1:1

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Mang,
You're in college.

You're going to bang moar broads lit than anything else. You just need to two things.

#1- Keep you room clean and hide the 'shiz'.

#2 - play it cool.

Oh, and for me, #3 bag a red head (a real Irish one) because that is still on my list of "to-do's".

My list is currently as follows:

#1: Natural Redhead that is an 8+ (I like the real Irish part though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif)

#2: Cute chick while stoned

#3: half white/half black chick

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

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See? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ma brotha knows what's sup.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Awesome. Rock the solo game. THAT is how you score.
Much props.

When I was in college, I never scored more running the solo than I did the group deal. Groups just intimidate the womens.

You gotta get 1:1

I've always felt the same vibe. I've NEVER liked the idea of running more than just a single wingman ONLY when necessary.

Also, group dates are horrible first dates. Especially when you two are mutual friends of the other couple that has been dating MUCH longer.