Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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I'm thinking I should just stick to sexing up women with low self-esteem and/or questionable morals.
Dating doesn't seem to be my thing.
i seem to be stuck in that position

whenever i want a GF i cant get one... but secks is not ever a problem

hopefully that will change considering im about to be at a college that has a 3:1 girl to guy ratio

 
Sounds good.
Night was going pretty good. We smoked up, cruised around town, chilled in Wal-Mart and people watched, laughed our ***** off, had "deep intellectual conversations", flirted, etc.

Then we get to the movies. We sit down. She puts down her far arm rest, then she slams down the middle arm rest. My eyes get big and I know my night is over...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

THEN, to top things off, I get a flat. I have no idea how long I had the flat, but I had to air it up just enough to get to the theater. Then after I dropped her off, I stopped at the nearest gas station realizing it was now completely flat. Of course, I had to undo my sub box to take out the doughnut.

 
Well my sister stopped by with her kid. She insists I talk to her. I said to her when you grow up, are you going to get knocked up by some idiot like your mommy. Needless to say, i don't have to talk to the baby anymore.

 
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