Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I keep them in my ash tray. Fck, it's 102 out right now....

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i wear mine around my chest like an ammo belt.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Condom pockets are a horrible place to keep your condom out on a date.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I wear mine open, on my nose.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Where on earth should i put my whole 5 thousand dollars? Somebody help me!

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Where on earth should i put my whole 5 thousand dollars? Somebody help me!

In your mattress. Mason jars buried in your backyard. Under a floor panel in your house.

Just a few starter places to think about.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

Where on earth should i put my whole 5 thousand dollars? Somebody help me!

i know a great account for your money

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

aha i was going to mention that he could just bury it. but after dev's comment i knew he wouldn't be able to grasp it enough to be offended.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Where is deerhunt, i have a task for him.

Here I am, master.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

You should put it in my WaMu account.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

On the topic of condoms...I have only had 1 bust...And it happened to be on a one night stand. The same one night stand that left my sheets stained..haha. She had already told me she was on birth control anyway. And apparently she started that night so I wasn't worried about it.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I see on facebook that you can declare someone an artist or something that way they can have fans. I would like to have fans but dont want to trouble myself with it. So i have made myself a little equation. Deerhunt + ??? = Fans

Your job is to figure out the ??? so i can scoff at people.

Get to work! pleb.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

On the topic of condoms...I have only had 1 bust...And it happened to be on a one night stand. The same one night stand that left my sheets stained..haha. She had already told me she was on birth control anyway. And apparently she started that night so I wasn't worried about it.

I had many many condoms break on me in my younger years. Then one day I was banging a broad that pointed out I should probably be using Magnums. I haven't had one break since I upgraded.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I've never had one break on me. I do however pop tires in my Hummer all the time.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I see on facebook that you can declare someone an artist or something that way they can have fans. I would like to have fans but dont want to trouble myself with it. So i have made myself a little equation. Deerhunt + ??? = Fans
Your job is to figure out the ??? so i can scoff at people.

Get to work! pleb.

Deerhunt + black face = fans?