Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I live in Kansas you sorry sack of shit.

whateva, same thing. somewhere over the rainbow.

I would like to hang out with James and listen to old soccer war stories until the wee hours of the morning.

see. politics.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Haha... I don't like talking about soccer. Since I turned down a soccer scholarship so I could work while in college, the very topic disgusts me.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Something is not right here. Don't both of those statements mean the same thing?

You heard it here.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

On the bright side, I got checked for aids, herpes 1 & 2, chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis and trich and came back neg //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

yay @ being STD free!!!

I wonder how long I can keep my streak??

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I was pretty nervous waiting for the results though. I'm keeping 7 condoms in my wallet at all times now. Just in case.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I was pretty nervous waiting for the results though. I'm keeping 7 condoms in my wallet at all times now. Just in case.

What's that gonna do?

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

On the bright side, I got checked for aids, herpes 1 & 2, chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis and trich and came back neg //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

Talk about nerve racking. I thought back to every kiss since the 3rd grade. Of course i had to get tested because they thought i might be showing symptoms of something.... They also took a biopsy out of my palm, never realized how much stuff touches your palms until now. No, not just foreskin.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

What's that gonna do?

Having condoms in your wallet repels aids and classy women.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

What's that gonna do?

Ok maybe just two.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Having condoms in your wallet repels aids and classy women.

It's true. All the "classy" ladies I've had *** with were, at one point, without a condom. The one night stand girls actually provided the condom.. no joke.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Where is deerhunt, i have a task for him.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Having condoms in your wallet repels aids and classy women.

Oh. I thought putting condoms in your wallet just ruined them.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Oh. I thought putting condoms in your wallet just ruined them.

That is where my pharmacist keeps them. It seems kinda odd to buy condoms from a guy who stores then in his wallet, but it works. I only have the two kids.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

That is where my pharmacist keeps them. It seems kinda odd to buy condoms from a guy who stores then in his wallet, but it works. I only have the two kids.

LAWLZ!